The #fite command instigates a fite between you and another user. It's currently restricted to the channel #fite to reduce mental abuse of anyone who doesn't give continuous affirmative consent.
|#fite $nick||Start a fite with someone.|
|#fitectl status||Show your character 'sheet'.|
|#fitectl weapon $string||Set your weapon.|
|#fitectl armor $string||Set your armor.|
You can order an internet sammich with the #sammich command. Note this only works if you sexually identify as a male. It otherwise redirects you to the kitchen.
Use #socialist if you want to start an in-depth libertarian debate.