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link	b6b04e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 8K video gives virtual reality the full picture for mainstream use |- | 8K video gives virtual reality the full picture for mainstream use |}
link	3d3b3d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 8 quick ways to increase your project management knowledge |- | 8 quick ways to increase your project management knowledge |}
link	cdcb3f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! AMD Bristol Ridge APUs: Same Carrizo design, 20 percent more performance |- | AMD Bristol Ridge APUs: Same Carrizo design, 20 percent more performance |}
link	a04f61	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! AMD's high-end Zen CPU coming in late 2016 |- | AMD's high-end Zen CPU coming in late 2016 |}
link	16555a	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! AMD's new RX 480 graphics card will let you VR for just $199 |- | AMD's new RX 480 graphics card will let you VR for just $199 |}
link	7a1137	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! AMD's new processors let you binge watch for longer on laptops |- | AMD's new processors let you binge watch for longer on laptops |}
link	b7c9be	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! ARM Cortex-A73: How a top-end mobe CPU was designed from scratch |- | ARM Cortex-A73: How a top-end mobe CPU was designed from scratch |}
link	b96c9c	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Aiming for anonymity: Ars assesses the state of VPNs in 2016 |- | Aiming for anonymity: Ars assesses the state of VPNs in 2016 |}
link	7933d7	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Air-gapping SCADA systems won't help you, says man who knows |- | Air-gapping SCADA systems won't help you, says man who knows |}
link	d3837b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Amazon Prime third-year renewals point to bonkers-high retention |- | Amazon Prime third-year renewals point to bonkers-high retention |}
link	5b2bfc	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Amazon search has been down for almost 4 hours |- | Amazon search has been down for almost 4 hours |}
link	9e51c8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Anti-phishing most critical defence against rife CEO email fraud |- | Anti-phishing most critical defence against rife CEO email fraud |}
link	4a0b45	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Apple App Store and iCloud back online after outage |- | Apple App Store and iCloud back online after outage |}
link	e89e6d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Apple needs to get back into the truck business |- | Apple needs to get back into the truck business |}
link	25e872	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Are superfast trains speeding closer? |- | Are superfast trains speeding closer? |}
link	89b3fb	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Ars MacGyverica: That time we fixed a fuse box with a 6-inch nail |- | Ars MacGyverica: That time we fixed a fuse box with a 6-inch nail |}
link	37d03a	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Asus' adorable Zenbo home robot will be released in 9 to 12 months |- | Asus' adorable Zenbo home robot will be released in 9 to 12 months |}
link	9bce11	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Asus to announce new augmented reality product at next CES |- | Asus to announce new augmented reality product at next CES |}
link	eb2be5	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Atari is making IoT devices, destroying childhoods |- | Atari is making IoT devices, destroying childhoods |}
link	0146b5	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Atari's going to build IoT devices that talk over a low-power network |- | Atari's going to build IoT devices that talk over a low-power network |}
link	d7b94c	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Australian PM's department accidentally leaks hundreds of confidential email addresses |- | Australian PM's department accidentally leaks hundreds of confidential email addresses |}
link	e7909f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! BBC's micro:bit retail shipments near |- | BBC's micro:bit retail shipments near |}
link	0c795e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Be a First Order Stormtrooper with this highly detailed Star Wars costume |- | Be a First Order Stormtrooper with this highly detailed Star Wars costume |}
link	bf4bb9	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Brie Larson might just be our Captain Marvel |- | Brie Larson might just be our Captain Marvel |}
link	1a608d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! British anti-drone ray gets US trial |- | British anti-drone ray gets US trial |}
link	9bc1f1	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Brits don't want their homes to be 'tech-tastic' |- | Brits don't want their homes to be 'tech-tastic' |}
link	1782c9	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Brown boffins brew eye-tracking Javascript |- | Brown boffins brew eye-tracking Javascript |}
link	dcb0f3	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Building a head of steam: 500,000 Steam controllers sold |- | Building a head of steam: 500,000 Steam controllers sold |}
link	5aa172	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! CEO Mark Fields emphasizes services, as well as cars, in Ford's future |- | CEO Mark Fields emphasizes services, as well as cars, in Ford's future |}
link	1f01e4	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! CNET UK podcast 484: WWDC, Microsoft's spam surge and the world's longest tunnel |- | CNET UK podcast 484: WWDC, Microsoft's spam surge and the world's longest tunnel |}
link	b1e1e6	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Chinese bit-squatter information thieves dupe Taiwan Govt site |- | Chinese bit-squatter information thieves dupe Taiwan Govt site |}
link	5ee67b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Computex 2016: Full of people in cold sweats, retching after VR demos |- | Computex 2016: Full of people in cold sweats, retching after VR demos |}
link	492014	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Cops can easily get months of location data, appeals court rules |- | Cops can easily get months of location data, appeals court rules |}
link	8c5b61	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Crave giveaway: 'Captain America: Civil War' hardcover collectible art book |- | Crave giveaway: 'Captain America: Civil War' hardcover collectible art book |}
link	1cb001	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 'Crowd Control,' part 13: An accidental tourist in a Utopian Mexico |- | 'Crowd Control,' part 13: An accidental tourist in a Utopian Mexico |}
link	1179b8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 'Crowd Control,' part 14: Dying for a family reunion |- | 'Crowd Control,' part 14: Dying for a family reunion |}
link	194604	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Cuba works to join the global economy, and IT sees a golden opportunity |- | Cuba works to join the global economy, and IT sees a golden opportunity |}
link	580eaa	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Cumulus Linux 3.0 NOS now in the wild |- | Cumulus Linux 3.0 NOS now in the wild |}
link	f1f716	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Data mining, 1970s-style |- | Data mining, 1970s-style |}
link	8b31c9	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Dell laptops coming soon with WiTricity wireless charging |- | Dell laptops coming soon with WiTricity wireless charging |}
link	155199	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Dell's private buyout shortchanged shareholders, court rules |- | Dell's private buyout shortchanged shareholders, court rules |}
link	97a611	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Deloitte coughs up $11m to end claims it ripped off US govt with IT work |- | Deloitte coughs up $11m to end claims it ripped off US govt with IT work |}
link	0443b1	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Does it even make sense to buy a VTL today? |- | Does it even make sense to buy a VTL today? |}
link	4d0acc	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Does your performance review process need a performance review? |- | Does your performance review process need a performance review? |}
link	c54ebe	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Dorsey says Twitter is best when it carries 'every voice' |- | Dorsey says Twitter is best when it carries 'every voice' |}
link	cde6a1	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Eject button hit: UK overlords of tech distribution split |- | Eject button hit: UK overlords of tech distribution split |}
link	ebd071	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Engine warning light appears on Uber's $100m driver settlement |- | Engine warning light appears on Uber's $100m driver settlement |}
link	d3b616	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Expecto a glimpse behind the scenes of 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' in these videos |- | Expecto a glimpse behind the scenes of 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' in these videos |}
link	3ea703	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Facebook DeepText A.I. |- | Facebook DeepText A.I. |}
link	019308	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Facebook may add end-to-end encryption to Messenger |- | Facebook may add end-to-end encryption to Messenger |}
link	cf0a7f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Facebook sticks by Gawker attack funder |- | Facebook sticks by Gawker attack funder |}
link	bfd3ce	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Facebook to kill native chat, bring opt-in crypto to Messenger |- | Facebook to kill native chat, bring opt-in crypto to Messenger |}
link	8fe75a	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Facebook uses AI to understand posts |- | Facebook uses AI to understand posts |}
link	3ab2c0	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Facebook's newest JBOF can be yours for Christmas |- | Facebook's newest JBOF can be yours for Christmas |}
link	110fa7	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Fact: Huawei now outspends Apple on R&D |- | Fact: Huawei now outspends Apple on R&D |}
link	2f7c02	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! First pictures of grown-up Harry, Ron, and Hermione in 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' |- | First pictures of grown-up Harry, Ron, and Hermione in 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' |}
link	469624	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Fish bowls get fancy with the help of 3D printing (Tomorrow Daily 373 show notes) |- | Fish bowls get fancy with the help of 3D printing (Tomorrow Daily 373 show notes) |}
link	2b39c8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Flat lens promises revolution in optics |- | Flat lens promises revolution in optics |}
link	f5861e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Flytenow's other wing clipped: second appeal fails |- | Flytenow's other wing clipped: second appeal fails |}
link	91a5bb	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! For Copa America soccer tourney, US men's team uses tech to reach its 'goool!' |- | For Copa America soccer tourney, US men's team uses tech to reach its 'goool!' |}
link	a725be	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! For Tesla Model 3 owners, Supercharger network will cost extra |- | For Tesla Model 3 owners, Supercharger network will cost extra |}
link	faa496	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 'Furries were scarier then': RiffTrax mocks 'Game of Thrones' |- | 'Furries were scarier then': RiffTrax mocks 'Game of Thrones' |}
link	c79ff9	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Gawker 'confident' about legal appeal |- | Gawker 'confident' about legal appeal |}
link	661c35	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Geek's Guide to Britain |- | Geek's Guide to Britain |}
link	9f5272	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Ghost bustin' makes me feel good and so does this Lego case mod |- | Ghost bustin' makes me feel good and so does this Lego case mod |}
link	5b46e0	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Glenn Greenwald: Snowden and Silicon Valley's conscience (Q&A) |- | Glenn Greenwald: Snowden and Silicon Valley's conscience (Q&A) |}
link	d11ef4	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Golden State Warriors use tech to their on-court advantage |- | Golden State Warriors use tech to their on-court advantage |}
link	1e60f0	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Google Doodle celebrates animation pioneer Lotte Reiniger |- | Google Doodle celebrates animation pioneer Lotte Reiniger |}
link	25fd7d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Google's Nest may become a different kind of IoT company after CEO Fadell leaves |- | Google's Nest may become a different kind of IoT company after CEO Fadell leaves |}
link	9ac3a8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Google's Translate app got me this delicious chicken (and the beer too) |- | Google's Translate app got me this delicious chicken (and the beer too) |}
link	d9c349	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! HTC Vive's Front Defense VR shooter at Computex 2016 |- | HTC Vive's Front Defense VR shooter at Computex 2016 |}
link	2619ea	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Holodia Fitness on HTC Vive VR lets you pretend you're anywhere but the gym |- | Holodia Fitness on HTC Vive VR lets you pretend you're anywhere but the gym |}
link	2ea61e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records |- | Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records |}
link	10f598	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Home Sec makes concessions to please Snoopers' Charter opposition |- | Home Sec makes concessions to please Snoopers' Charter opposition |}
link	b8884f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! How World War II scientists invented a data-driven approach to fighting fascism |- | How World War II scientists invented a data-driven approach to fighting fascism |}
link	8c2476	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! How much can 30 minutes add? First peek at 'Batman v Superman' extended cut |- | How much can 30 minutes add? First peek at 'Batman v Superman' extended cut |}
link	816a4b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! How to get more from Application Switcher on a Mac in 5 minutes |- | How to get more from Application Switcher on a Mac in 5 minutes |}
link	52959a	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! How to save your Android phone from bad skins and crappy OEM software |- | How to save your Android phone from bad skins and crappy OEM software |}
link	5d6cb8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! IBM warns of 'bug poachers' who exploit holes, steal info, demand big bucks |- | IBM warns of 'bug poachers' who exploit holes, steal info, demand big bucks |}
link	0fa6bc	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! IDC rolls out all-flash crystal ball again and it's all gone a bit weird |- | IDC rolls out all-flash crystal ball again and it's all gone a bit weird |}
link	0598d2	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! IDG Contributor Network: Dive into the Salesforce Consulting Partner program |- | IDG Contributor Network: Dive into the Salesforce Consulting Partner program |}
link	78885d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! IDG Contributor Network: Plotting the future of paperless receipts with Paypr |- | IDG Contributor Network: Plotting the future of paperless receipts with Paypr |}
link	273f05	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! IDG Contributor Network: Target kills curbside pilot because it was never a fit |- | IDG Contributor Network: Target kills curbside pilot because it was never a fit |}
link	5efb5d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! IDG Contributor Network: The IoT past, present and future |- | IDG Contributor Network: The IoT past, present and future |}
link	435b9e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! I try out MSI's Backpack PC portable VR gaming rig |- | I try out MSI's Backpack PC portable VR gaming rig |}
link	1b30fa	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Indian smartphone leader Micromax plans to sell devices in China |- | Indian smartphone leader Micromax plans to sell devices in China |}
link	975ec1	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 'Innovation without perfection isn't innovation': Talking with Asus CEO Jerry Shen |- | 'Innovation without perfection isn't innovation': Talking with Asus CEO Jerry Shen |}
link	7f5ec7	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Intel CEO backtracks on sponsoring Trump event |- | Intel CEO backtracks on sponsoring Trump event |}
link	7ceb9c	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Intel's data center chief talks machine learning |- | Intel's data center chief talks machine learning |}
link	052b1c	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 'Irongate' attack looks like Stuxnet, quacks like Stuxnet ... |- | 'Irongate' attack looks like Stuxnet, quacks like Stuxnet ... |}
link	e7f13c	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Is a $14,000 phone really the price of privacy? |- | Is a $14,000 phone really the price of privacy? |}
link	24728c	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Is the universe expanding faster than we thought? |- | Is the universe expanding faster than we thought? |}
link	eff37d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Jaxa's litany of errors spun Hitomi to pieces |- | Jaxa's litany of errors spun Hitomi to pieces |}
link	ed8c43	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Jeff Bezos slams Peter Thiel's funding lawsuit against Gawker |- | Jeff Bezos slams Peter Thiel's funding lawsuit against Gawker |}
link	ff5c6d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Judge expresses notable concerns over proposed $100M settlement in Uber case |- | Judge expresses notable concerns over proposed $100M settlement in Uber case |}
link	0ee37f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! King Tut's iron dagger of extraterrestrial origin |- | King Tut's iron dagger of extraterrestrial origin |}
link	619607	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Kraftwerk versus a cheesy copycat: How did the copycat win? |- | Kraftwerk versus a cheesy copycat: How did the copycat win? |}
link	4a7356	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Land O'Lakes maps out farming's future with Google cloud |- | Land O'Lakes maps out farming's future with Google cloud |}
link	e889bd	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Leak: Euro Patent Office 'court of appeals' rails against King Battistelli |- | Leak: Euro Patent Office 'court of appeals' rails against King Battistelli |}
link	930b9b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Lenovo cries 'dump our support app' after 'critical' hole found |- | Lenovo cries 'dump our support app' after 'critical' hole found |}
link	e857be	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Let R2-D2 patrol your garden in lawn-ornament form |- | Let R2-D2 patrol your garden in lawn-ornament form |}
link	7c9c25	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Life after Safe Harbour: Avoiding Uncle Sam's data rules gotchas |- | Life after Safe Harbour: Avoiding Uncle Sam's data rules gotchas |}
link	ae9914	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Log in with your wrist: Windows Hello to support wearables |- | Log in with your wrist: Windows Hello to support wearables |}
link	660fc5	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Making IoT magic with analytics |- | Making IoT magic with analytics |}
link	391029	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Marvell's fave vendors sniff latest pair of SoCs |- | Marvell's fave vendors sniff latest pair of SoCs |}
link	20c9ad	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Microsoft has opened up HoloLens, says partner products are coming soon |- | Microsoft has opened up HoloLens, says partner products are coming soon |}
link	cfb700	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Microsoft sells 1,500 patents to Chinese mega-phone biz Xiaomi |- | Microsoft sells 1,500 patents to Chinese mega-phone biz Xiaomi |}
link	b6e443	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Microsoft teases new Windows 2-in-1 device from Porsche Design |- | Microsoft teases new Windows 2-in-1 device from Porsche Design |}
link	369e9e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Microsoft warns of worm ransomware, finds fix in Windows 10 upgrade |- | Microsoft warns of worm ransomware, finds fix in Windows 10 upgrade |}
link	be0ec8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Microsoft's mixed reality vision: 80 million devices by 2020 |- | Microsoft's mixed reality vision: 80 million devices by 2020 |}
link	634d04	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Minecraft marketing mods miff Mojang |- | Minecraft marketing mods miff Mojang |}
link	4b7054	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Musk says Apple may have missed the boat on autonomous cars |- | Musk says Apple may have missed the boat on autonomous cars |}
link	d74dee	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! NOAA: Please don't take selfies with the seals |- | NOAA: Please don't take selfies with the seals |}
link	94fe63	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! NSW government mulls HIV-status database |- | NSW government mulls HIV-status database |}
link	780ce8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! NetApp's new SolidFire software option is buy once, use anywhere |- | NetApp's new SolidFire software option is buy once, use anywhere |}
link	421b81	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! New Uber service targets cyclists in Amsterdam |- | New Uber service targets cyclists in Amsterdam |}
link	b5f638	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! New peripherals are bringing Windows Hello to any Windows 10 PC |- | New peripherals are bringing Windows Hello to any Windows 10 PC |}
link	367d1b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! New peripherals bring Windows Hello to any Windows 10 PC |- | New peripherals bring Windows Hello to any Windows 10 PC |}
link	76078f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! New rules would make CEO Mark Zuckerberg lose control of Facebook if he quits |- | New rules would make CEO Mark Zuckerberg lose control of Facebook if he quits |}
link	b9f224	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! New shell packs power of Python and Bash |- | New shell packs power of Python and Bash |}
link	41c332	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Notify, we hardly knew ye: Facebook shuts down push notification app after 7 months |- | Notify, we hardly knew ye: Facebook shuts down push notification app after 7 months |}
link	d6e157	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Now THAT'S a denial of service attack! |- | Now THAT'S a denial of service attack! |}
link	2d8659	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Nutanix takes out payday loan from Goldman Sachs |- | Nutanix takes out payday loan from Goldman Sachs |}
link	ef086a	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! OZ PM's department red-faced after database leaks in the cc: field |- | OZ PM's department red-faced after database leaks in the cc: field |}
link	158791	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! On Facebook, women mention husbands, men don't mention wives |- | On Facebook, women mention husbands, men don't mention wives |}
link	944f07	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! OnePlus 3 to launch on June 14 |- | OnePlus 3 to launch on June 14 |}
link	168a3d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! One espresso is not theft, Oz judge rules, it's part of civilization |- | One espresso is not theft, Oz judge rules, it's part of civilization |}
link	667868	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Oracle eBusiness Suite has 'huge, massive, ginormous' pwn surface |- | Oracle eBusiness Suite has 'huge, massive, ginormous' pwn surface |}
link	9cb2e0	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Oracle employee says she was fired for refusing to fiddle with cloud accounts |- | Oracle employee says she was fired for refusing to fiddle with cloud accounts |}
link	bc6d30	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Oracle employee says she was sacked for refusing to fiddle cloud accounts |- | Oracle employee says she was sacked for refusing to fiddle cloud accounts |}
link	aaff6d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! 'Orange is the New Black' creator bringing women's pro wrestling comedy to Netflix |- | 'Orange is the New Black' creator bringing women's pro wrestling comedy to Netflix |}
link	ccff90	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Overwatch continues to take over everyone's life, sells 7 million copies |- | Overwatch continues to take over everyone's life, sells 7 million copies |}
link	717cf9	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Overwatch player hits level 100 just 7 days after the game's launch |- | Overwatch player hits level 100 just 7 days after the game's launch |}
link	f85b87	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! PES 2017: Soccer simulation, not soccer game |- | PES 2017: Soccer simulation, not soccer game |}
link	d02c4b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Periscope puts abusive commenters on trial |- | Periscope puts abusive commenters on trial |}
link	2a21c5	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Periscope trolls to face 'instant jury' |- | Periscope trolls to face 'instant jury' |}
link	95064e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Pixium goggles restoring sight the 'Star Trek' way |- | Pixium goggles restoring sight the 'Star Trek' way |}
link	5964ba	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Planet 9 a captured alien, astroboffins suggest |- | Planet 9 a captured alien, astroboffins suggest |}
link	509b69	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Plug the Atom AR2 security cam into a light bulb socket |- | Plug the Atom AR2 security cam into a light bulb socket |}
link	245a2e	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Plutonian 'lava lamp' seas give dwarf planet a regular face lift |- | Plutonian 'lava lamp' seas give dwarf planet a regular face lift |}
link	e9372d	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Police don't need warrant for your phone location data, court finds |- | Police don't need warrant for your phone location data, court finds |}
link	7b9569	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Printer security: Is your company's data really safe? |- | Printer security: Is your company's data really safe? |}
link	cb8495	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Recycled malware code 'links' SWIFT bank heist to Sony ransackers |- | Recycled malware code 'links' SWIFT bank heist to Sony ransackers |}
link	9f31f1	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Reddit plans to host videos on its site |- | Reddit plans to host videos on its site |}
link	77b1e2	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Report: Comcast and T-Mobile up, AT&T down in latest telecom customer service ratings |- | Report: Comcast and T-Mobile up, AT&T down in latest telecom customer service ratings |}
link	6cde35	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Review: Microsoft masters microservices |- | Review: Microsoft masters microservices |}
link	0eaea9	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Russia launches raids over Sberbank heist |- | Russia launches raids over Sberbank heist |}
link	ede749	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Russian hackers held over $25m theft |- | Russian hackers held over $25m theft |}
link	2f05e8	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! S Korea tests wireless train seat alerts |- | S Korea tests wireless train seat alerts |}
link	80d51a	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Salesforce slurps up Demandware for $2.8bn |- | Salesforce slurps up Demandware for $2.8bn |}
link	73328f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Salesforce to add digital commerce capabilities with $2.8B Demandware acquisition |- | Salesforce to add digital commerce capabilities with $2.8B Demandware acquisition |}
link	c99baf	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Salesforce's data centre team 'fought' AWS cloud outsourcing |- | Salesforce's data centre team 'fought' AWS cloud outsourcing |}
link	904b26	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Samsung Pay arrives in Europe, Spain is numero uno |- | Samsung Pay arrives in Europe, Spain is numero uno |}
link	c3c38b	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Saudi Arabia just invested a historic amount of cash in Uber |- | Saudi Arabia just invested a historic amount of cash in Uber |}
link	f2ed6f	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Science Museum maths gallery to offer the perfect pint |- | Science Museum maths gallery to offer the perfect pint |}
link	b1af42	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Scrum.org hacked, may have lost crypto keys and some user data |- | Scrum.org hacked, may have lost crypto keys and some user data |}
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link	469b57	class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" ! Server market slumps after seven quarters of growth |- | Server market slumps after seven quarters of growth |}
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