SoylentSwag
SoylentNews has partnered with Zazzle to make branded products ("swag") available for purchase online. Zazzle is well-known for decent quality items and a full return policy.
The URL is:
http://www.zazzle.com/soylentnews*
If you use our referral link (that has the asterisk "*" at the end), SoylentNews receives a larger chunk of the purchase price.
There's a selection of products including gadgets, custom UID items, exorbitantly-expensive-for-no-reason "unobtanium edition" keychains, etc. More items and options will be added based on demand, but at this point products are limited to what's available from Zazzle's product range.