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link	582b7e	Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1
link	ce0895	USS Zumwalt gets Panama tug job after yet another breakdown
link	1747f2	$250 game consoles, $700 HTC Vive, and more Black Friday gaming deals
link	6ca09f	11 tweets that make movies squeaky clean: #GiveAMovieGoodHygiene
link	14ea58	2016. AI boffins picked a hell of a year to train a neural net by making it watch the news
link	24ea76	38% off X Rocker 51259 Pro H3 4.1 Audio Gaming Chair, Wireless
link	af60f2	48% off Satechi Portable Rechargeable Smartphone Speaker Stand
link	9dcf9a	AI Machine Attempts to Understand Comic Books ... and Fails
link	758996	AWS is cutting and simplifying its storage prices
link	6b68e4	AWS to launch Aurora service for PostgreSQL at re:Invent – report
link	198b5f	A practical guide to securing macOS
link	a31744	Able Health (W16) is hiring a data engineer to lead our healthcare data pipeline
link	29a6bc	Accelerating Eulerian Fluid Simulation with Convolutional Networks by Google
link	7827e0	After Scott Kelly’s flight, NASA plans five more one-year missions
link	b46e3e	Ames Laboratory scientists create first intermetallic double salt with platinum
link	10d2a8	An ancient Chinese bird kept its feathers, and colors, for 130M years
link	b0eb03	Arab-Kurd tensions simmer in shadow of Mosul campaign
link	dcf9c2	Are You Too Old to Be Brilliant?
link	b32724	Artificial Spinal Cord Wirelessly Restores Walking in Paralyzed Monkeys
link	70661c	Ask HN: What free/low-cost static site hosting do you use most?
link	2d4eb0	Ask HN: Why aren't websites adopting client certs in lieu of passwords?
link	71dd3d	Ask HN: Why should I use Django?
link	d503b4	Attackers use ancient zero-day to pop Asian banks, govts
link	46dd1c	Be Very Skeptical of Stolen Election Claims
link	23260a	Bentley already issues recall for brand new Bentayga SUV
link	8b5abd	Best Black Friday deals for cord cutters
link	4a249c	Best Black Friday deals from Newegg
link	a9aa50	'Best Use Of A Farm Animal' is an actual category for an actual award
link	bfbc5a	Beyond business: Disgraced Theranos bloodied family, friends, neighbors
link	cfd3d1	BillForward (YC S14) Is Hiring Engineers (Full Time Only) – London
link	d1225d	Black Friday at the PlayStation Store starts now
link	120750	Black Friday deals on cameras and drones
link	ac1416	Black Mirror San Junipero episode gets an official soundtrack
link	74d282	Blizzard is working on a new first-person game
link	ce67c1	Breitbart news site blocked by ad exchange
link	3dbdce	British ISPs may be forced to block porn sites that don’t do age checks
link	00eef8	Bruce Schneier: 'The Internet Era of Fun and Games Is Over'
link	e47bc1	Bull Sequana by Atos Enters the TOP500 Most Powerful Supercomputers in the World
link	549097	COMPAMED 2016 connected medical devices and people
link	eb694c	Cambodian court upholds sentences of Khmer Rouge chiefs
link	33b8fe	Canva: The poster child of DIY graphic design
link	e9c417	Care to join a Win7 snooping test?
link	8d4da6	Cash Ban the Best Thing to Happen to Indian Digital Payments
link	7c6e84	Cheap TV deals of Black Friday 2016 (plus our favorite picks)
link	649064	China breaks patent application record
link	0a9923	China's Linglong launches smart home speaker Dingdong
link	e8d8a2	China’s Firms Strive to Gain a Foothold in U.S. Venture Capital
link	7658a3	China’s University of Science and Technology Team Sweeps SC16 Student Cluster Competition
link	56ce00	Chinese Research Team That Employs HPC to Understand Weather Patterns Wins 2016 ACM Gordon Bell Prize
link	432f55	Christmas comes early: Mazda MX-5 RF is two months ahead of schedule
link	76076a	Clinton's lead in the popular vote surpasses 2M
link	99af3f	Colombia and FARC to sign peace deal 2.0
link	3ffe5f	Comcast is the honey badger of ISPS – injects pop-ups into browsers, doesn't give a fsck
link	b1afe4	CompSci Prof raises ballot hacking fears over strange pro-Trump voting patterns
link	b0f97f	Compiled list of Sci Papers found in Java source code
link	bd3271	Compressed Air Storage for Industrial Applications
link	6128f5	Computer scientists urge Clinton campaign to challenge election results
link	ed8d72	Computerworld's holiday gift guide 2016: Nifty tech for $35 to $150
link	1f2e5d	Credit cards ripped from Madison Square Garden venues in year-long op
link	003196	Curl Security Audit
link	8cb5bf	Cybersecurity school plan for Bletchley Park
link	cda56a	Dalai Lama has 'no worries' about Trump presidency
link	baf7aa	Debian putting everything on the /usr
link	6ffab9	Debug React Component Performance with ES7 Annotations
link	a7d9e6	Decrypted: I Think We’ve Got Westworld All Figured Out Now
link	a4bb28	Deliver-oops! Takeaway pusher's customers burger-ed by hijackers
link	b28ffe	Deliveroo customers billed for unordered food
link	b4cd99	Dell EMC's Pure-crushing benchmarks are flawed, says, er, Pure
link	53632c	Displaced refugees fear more loss as Lake Chad shrinks
link	78c78e	DoD Opens .Mil to Legal Hacking, Within Limits
link	208c0a	Donald Trump as a monkey wrench
link	b63251	Donald Trump taps Governor Nikki Haley for UN envoy
link	d0425c	Don't fear the AI uprising: This robot can't even pass exams
link	ff7bc9	Drop a grand on diamonds, get a free Xbox One S?
link	95d4b2	Dutch lawmakers debate ban on Muslim headwear
link	aca73a	EE calls for mobile coverage clarity
link	ce2c35	Efficiency increase for ORC power plants
link	bb651a	Egypt's anti protest law: Legalising authoritarianism
link	deda0e	Elm (0.18) for the Front End, Right Now
link	fb072f	Engineer? TechOps? Swiftype is hiring
link	b99f4e	Euro Patent office staff call again for King Battistelli regicide
link	3f755a	Evaluating Risks to Identity and Access When Moving to the Cloud
link	fa3694	Everyone breathe. There's little chance the election was hacked
link	712d0d	Everything you need to know about those 'Gilmore Girls'
link	c556f7	FYI: The FBI is being awfully evasive about its fresh cyber-spy powers
link	27899f	Facebook Said to Create Censorship Tool to Get Back into China
link	7acea0	Facebook reportedly created censorship tool for China
link	9e36a5	Facebook said to create censorship tool to enter China again
link	4a87d3	Facebook slapped with racial discrimination suit
link	472543	Failed Alzheimer's trial does not kill leading theory of disease
link	05a61e	Fake News May Not Be Protected Speech
link	d22f45	Female monkeys manipulate males into fighting
link	eeabd3	Fibre pushers get UK budget tax reprieve
link	77af77	First drive in the 2017 Audi S3: VW Group’s gateway drug to luxury vehicles
link	307e79	First look: Visual Studio for Mac is here at last, almost
link	ebd470	Ford's new Mustang Power Wheels comes with freaking traction control
link	cfe039	Four Consortia Leading the Design of the European Hybrid Cloud Platform for Science
link	565652	FreeBSD on a MacBook Pro
link	2e5b58	Freelance Isn't Free Act Passes in NYC
link	a81d84	Frenzy, flash sales app by Shopify
link	d014ae	Fullstack Academy (YC S12) is hiring developers who love teaching
link	d6a537	'Game of Thrones' wine is coming
link	824c58	Generate Media Queries for Specific Devices with This Insanely Simple CSS Tool
link	735ebc	Genome Digest
link	47bb81	Get a streaming hot bargain this Black Friday
link	e2c894	Get patching: Xen bug blows hypervisor security to bits – literally
link	ed0fde	Getting started with the Ubiquiti AmpliFi mesh router
link	68cc01	GitPlex – a new Git repository management server doing code review right
link	bbb507	Glossy Black Galaxy S7 could be Samsung's answer to the Jet Black iPhone 7
link	1f1b39	Google DeepMind looks at a lot of TV, becomes better lipreader than an expert
link	1c43fe	Google Translate uses machine learning for its cool new trick
link	47892e	Google aims to tackle Black Friday crush
link	c787d5	Google flip flops on Google Cast/Chromecast branding again
link	d743e1	Google slowly sheds Cast brand
link	3216ea	Google warns journalists and professors: Your account is under attack
link	3a42ba	Google will now tell you whether a bar or shop is busy in real-time
link	6f89c4	Google’s AI translation tool seems to have invented its own secret language
link	1e3bb1	Gov's industrial strategy: 'Look, we've changed the words above our door'
link	c36b7b	HPE Reports Fiscal 2016 Full-Year and Fourth Quarter Results
link	fa1a39	HPE core servers and storage under pressure
link	8b5a0f	HPE's first standalone year ticks most boxes – except Donald Trump's
link	21dc15	HP Inc CEO Dion: Whey-hey, we're on the pull
link	4faa8b	HTC and OnePlus spruce up flagships for Santa's sack
link	3ac976	Headphones as Microphones
link	21f1bd	Here's what's going on with Kanye West
link	bb4f0b	Hey techbros, make an airplane mode but for driving for your apps – US traffic watchdog
link	c6cbc0	Holoportation is now mobile
link	1a0474	How Apple Watch can help you lose the Thanksgiving flab
link	7f95a5	How Diet Influences Host-Microbiome Communication in Mice
link	ac26f1	How Physics Falls Apart If the EMdrive Works
link	db70e0	How one F1 team uses cybersecurity to keep the crown jewels under lock and key
link	88177d	How to dodge those Black Friday and Cyber Monday shopping hackers
link	110fcb	How to make IoT in the home more secure: Assume the worst
link	64d636	How to speed up the Rust compiler some more
link	909586	Humble Book Bundle: Unix
link	61a7d0	IDG Contributor Network: Love it or hate it, HelloSign helped deliver that election result
link	3216b1	IDG Contributor Network: Should enterprise CTO’s implement MLS systems?
link	58f372	IDG Contributor Network: Wicked Cool Shell Scripts
link	6ac0fc	I messed with the “fuck u/spez” comments
link	e3a13a	InPage Zero Day Used in Attacks Against Banks
link	0bd546	Indian shelling kills nine in Kashmir, Pakistan says
link	e545a9	Intractable conflicts produce an empathy gap in teens
link	478eea	Iraqi militiamen sever ISIL's key supply line to Syria
link	648352	Is FireEye getting access to all Win10 telemetry data?
link	93725b	Is Poaching Causing Elephants to Evolve Without Tusks?
link	bc8ac1	It's a nice day for a Net wedding: Macom buys Applied Micro Circuits
link	23ca61	It's time: Patch Network Time Protocol before it loses track of time
link	ffcb18	JP Morgan released its implementation of a permissioned version of Ethereum
link	7bf232	Jellyfish Proteins Improve the Polariton Laser
link	a782bd	Jill Stein, citing hacking attacks, calls for recounts in three states
link	f9c3ce	Jill Stein to file for recount in three states
link	47ebbb	Jolt – JSON to JSON transformation
link	55109d	Judge blocks Obama overtime rule, putting it in jeopardy
link	17bc2a	Kia recalls 71,000 Sportage crossovers after "thermal events"
link	f45da6	Le Tote (YC S13) Is Hiring Full Stack Engineers Disrupt Fashion with Us
link	825298	Lebanon freezes plan for Ain al-Hilweh's 'racist wall'
link	680822	'Lost in Space' remake for Netflix gender-flips a main role
link	3997e1	Lotus Exige Sport 380 is the quickest (and most garish) Exige ever
link	1ee9bb	MacOS 10.12 Open Source
link	6bcdb7	Make companies pay full cost of breaches to restore trust in the internet, says ISOC
link	ff0fcd	Malaria vaccine, peatland protection and a string of satellites
link	1e24ec	Man dies after Japan speed-eating contest
link	66e5c0	Many LASIK patients may wind up with glare, halos or other visual symptoms
link	b273fe	Mark Zuckerberg is a hypocrite
link	e923dc	Meet Barack Obama, college kid, in first trailer for 'Barry'
link	7246e5	Meet the Test-Tube Turkey That Costs $34,000
link	342476	Men overboard! US Navy spills data on 134k sailors
link	cf763b	Michelle Yeoh joins the cast of 'Star Trek: Discovery'
link	602a64	Microsoft Solitaire Collection
link	694a28	Microsoft and Linux and Patents and Tweets
link	8b8687	Microsoft pulls MS 3197868, the Win7 Security Rollup that blew apart Malwarebytes
link	e83441	Microsoft still working to fix Outlook sync issues
link	a6bdfa	Microsoft's nerd goggles will run on a toaster
link	3dfeac	Ming Guo
link	e82fb4	Missile tech helps boffins land drone on car moving at 50 km/h
link	ff73ae	Mobx-state-tree: Opinionated, transactional, MobX-powered state container
link	57619c	Mouse lifespan, heart health extended by common chemical
link	648829	'Mystery Science Theater 3000' brings back Turkey Day marathon
link	d874b5	NASA sets fire to stuff in SPAAACE. On purpose. Because science
link	cd5e5a	NASA will try not to depress astronauts with space-food bars
link	4e2219	Netflix's 'Gilmore Girls' revival looks even better than we imagined
link	feaf0f	New Quantum States for Better Quantum Memories
link	515b3d	New federal guidelines seek to lock out apps on drivers’ phones
link	bed733	New standard helps optical trackers follow moving objects precisely
link	b93566	NewsGrid
link	cc3ded	Next Generation: Super-Fast Tracking of Single Molecules
link	96d18e	NgAgo gene-editing controversy escalates in peer-reviewed papers
link	347ee1	Nintendo rings in holidays with 3DS, Wii U game discounts
link	a01db0	No NES Classic Edition, but plenty of savings on Nintendo games
link	9fa051	No super-kinky web smut please, we're British
link	641447	Not fake news: Facebook reinvents SVG
link	778874	Now THAT'S password security!
link	da5856	Nvidia Sees Bright Future for AI Supercomputing
link	63a08c	OK Go's New Video for 'The One Moment' Is Another Mind-Blower
link	3bb3ca	OK Go's new music video will make you flip out and slow down
link	626715	OK Go's newest music video will make you flip out and slow down
link	eea2d2	Obama awards honours to Grace Hopper, Margaret Hamilton for computing contributions
link	60b928	One warrant used to target thousands of child porn suspects in 120 countries
link	6048aa	Open Source .NET – 2 years later
link	39e8f6	Opticon London 2016 – top take-aways from Optimizely's AB-testing conference
link	a534f6	Outraged by the election? It could be because you moralize rationality
link	d6cd12	Parrot drone deals for Black Friday have landed
link	7b2a4f	Patterns and Motives
link	da8878	Pelosi says UC IT workers are in ‘untenable position’
link	4822e9	Personal data for more than 130,000 U.S. Navy sailors hacked
link	fbf51e	Pinball Wizards (2013)
link	0d37d9	Pipelines: Your Doorway to Continuous Development
link	ba4c78	Pokemon Go tracking finally goes live and actually works
link	7e02f2	Porn sites could be blocked by ISPs under new UK rules
link	b31113	Procedural Dungeon Generation: Cellular Automata
link	0f40ba	Python at StackOverflow (an Interview with Martijn Pieters)
link	e5ce4c	Quantifying the evolution of individual scientific impact
link	0fe9b7	Quick roundup of shopping tips
link	db32bc	Red Skull Beet Salad makes a terrifying Thanksgiving table
link	70aa98	Reddit CEO admits he secretly edited comments from Donald Trump supporters
link	b5f2fc	Research IT staff from UC campuses meet in Irvine
link	bd0e51	Rodrigo Duterte vows to free economy from oligarchs
link	1b07ff	Rohingya Muslims flee Myanmar amid deadly attacks
link	c9ea14	'Rudolph' gets the gift of an Honest Trailer
link	20d83b	SC16 Breaks Exhibit and Workshop Attendance Records
link	3c21dd	Samsung Group offices get raided again in political scandal
link	9e1149	Samsung Group offices raided by Korean prosecutors
link	e20121	Samsung fires $70m at quantum televisions
link	6113fa	Samsung wants you to put on a mask for the holidays
link	0bc02d	Saumsung office raided in South Korea corruption probe
link	fbe567	Scalpers try to cash in on MacBook Pro shortage
link	f342be	Screen to beam technology: The rise of haptic interfaces
link	97b311	Secure messaging app Telegram now offers its own anonymous blogging platform
link	a6f5de	Securing Communications in a Trump Administration
link	db189e	Senator asks FTC to investigate Office Depot PC tech practices
link	f44f56	'Shazam for shoes' shows how AI could transform your style
link	b75f2c	Shinatra – A simple bash web server
link	eb0dae	Shipbob(YC-S14) is looking for a .NET Software engineer
link	a21fc4	Show HN: A DigitalOcean-like support community for your website in 3 minutes
link	bdfd8c	Show HN: Build a robot with the $9 C.H.I.P. Computer
link	0be125	Show HN: Functional programming for modern Fortran
link	98f797	Show HN: I'm writing an ebook version of the Tao of tmux
link	1b47b5	Show HN: Learn to Code for Free
link	c4b188	Show HN: Simple JavaScript Weather Plugin with JQuery Dependencies Removed
link	617247	Show HN: Zenkit, productivity app of list+Kanban+spreadsheet+calendar
link	269b5a	Show HN: vcspull – synchronize your repos
link	a0f57d	Signal for Beginners
link	676e42	Signal security revealed: A triple-Diffie-Hellman with a double ratchet
link	20b7af	Silicon Valley’s Secret: Proximity, Stolen Parts, and the Kindness of Strangers
link	abbc28	Singapore to Sydney: Girt by CNET podcast 95
link	590a7c	Skyscanner acquired by Ctrip for $1.7B
link	72c5fb	Smartphone Resin 3D Printers
link	625dcc	Smartphone riddle
link	837e73	Snail mail thieves feed international identity theft rings say Oz cops
link	a17ac7	Snowden can be asked to testify in person in German NSA probe
link	b7bb8b	Sorry, iPhone fans – only Fandroids get Barclays' tap-to-withdraw
link	e5c56a	South Korean authorities raid Samsung in Park Geun-hye probe
link	675a22	South Korea's political morass
link	ab3e79	Speaking in Tech: 'You idiot
link	806bf2	'Star Wars' toys anyone in the galaxy would love
link	abeef5	Statistical Mistakes and How to Avoid Them
link	d172cb	Statistician calls for audit to address election hacking fears
link	d115f8	Stay out of my server room!
link	05d3b4	Steam autumn sale kicks off, joined by first annual Steam Awards
link	d61c11	Steam is having a huge sale on games right now
link	55c490	Strikingly (YC W13) is hiring in our Shanghai office
link	b288ee	Subgraph OS: Adversary resistant computing platform
link	45652c	Supercapacitors Batteries charges in seconds without degrading
link	e8ae9c	Supersonic spray yields new nanomaterial for bendable, wearable electronics
link	ba6de5	Surprise, surprise. BT the only Universal Service Obligation provider in town
link	d7d51d	System76 Oryx Pro review: Linux in a laptop has never been better
link	08874a	Talking to users
link	42be66	Tech firms seek to frustrate internet history log law
link	9e8049	Telegram API ransomware wrecked three weeks after launch
link	fb5644	Tesla runs an entire island on solar power
link	e3593d	Thank You, Football: Youssef El-Arabi and Ali Al-Habsi
link	8f9206	The Big Little Man from Brooklyn (1968)
link	b8b5d6	The Case Against Python 3
link	9e03a3	The Challenge of Consciousness
link	61bd4d	The EM drive breaks the laws of physics
link	edee85	'The Lego Batman Movie' minifigures dig deep and get weird
link	bd8fd2	The Lua VM, on the Web
link	109d27	The Manhattan Project Fallacy
link	c5bb7e	The North Pole is too warm, again
link	ae5dca	The States That College Graduates Are Most Likely to Leave
link	1ffdd8	The crumbling cement around you is soaking up carbon dioxide
link	9164bd	The economics of the Internet backbone (2004) [pdf]
link	bc52e8	The hole at the heart of economics: the consent of the governed
link	19caf4	The sparrow with four sexes
link	04fad0	The war on drugs has failed: doctors should lead calls for drug policy reform
link	127023	To Know If the Election Was Hacked, Look at the Ballots
link	525aae	Trump: I'd love to make Israel-Palestine peace deal
link	77769d	Trump denies any conflict of interest over business empire
link	322030	Trump offers Tim Cook 'incentives' to make iPhone in US
link	aceacf	Trump says he’s going to get Apple to “build a big plant” in US
link	8662df	Trump tells Apple CEO to build iPhones in the U.S.
link	9c39ed	Trump’s FCC advisor wants to eliminate most of the FCC
link	927f48	Twelve Yemeni civilians killed in coalition air strike
link	c31344	Twitter accidentally suspends its own CEO's account
link	21f7f7	Twitter bans own CEO Jack Dorsey from Twitter
link	491005	Twitter bastes itself ahead of Thanksgiving Day
link	c668d2	Twitter suspends CEO Jack Dorsey's Twitter account #awkward
link	02ed74	Twitter to crack down on spies wielding its APIs
link	b77627	U.S. says cybersecurity skills shortage is a myth
link	704c65	UK government: No porn please, we're British
link	8d2858	UK scientists excited by surprise £2 billion government windfall
link	b3647b	US Navy's 'most advanced warship' needs a tow
link	6205c6	Uber Portal Leaked Names, Phone Numbers, Email Addresses, Unique Identifiers
link	f91601	Video of explosive cooking accidents highlights holiday horrors
link	115437	Visa cries foul over Euro regulator's stronger authentication demands
link	7d8329	Volkswagen exec admits company's diesels in US are dead
link	dc27b1	Volvo has electrification, autonomy in mind for future Polestar models
link	e4715c	Voting security experts tell Clinton to demand recount
link	73e1a0	Vue.js 2.1 Released
link	2aa699	We Tracked Down a Fake-News Creator in the Suburbs
link	b4bd34	We're Enabling Display Ads on Select Stack Exchange Sites
link	800389	What's new on Amazon Prime Video in December 2016
link	02ee0f	What's new to stream for the long weekend (November 23, 2016)
link	f926aa	White supremacist guilty of killing British MP
link	e06a9d	Why Native Apps Really Are Doomed: Native Apps Are Doomed Pt 2
link	1497ea	Why is Firefox still not supporting .webp?
link	76a5ae	Will China lift its ban on Facebook?
link	8a6228	Will a new Mumbai road destroy fishermen's livelihoods?
link	658315	Win10 patch KB3200970 may cause MacOS network share failures
link	84d116	WordPress auto-update server had flaw allowing anyone to add anything to the CMS
link	ad9c1c	Xbox One S lowest price ever for Microsoft Black Friday deals
link	499a71	Xbox One streaming comes to Oculus Rift on December 12
link	797cd3	Yemen conflict: Who controls what
link	653fa5	You can get Netflix in 4K on your Windows PC (finally)
link	7517cc	ZoneSavvy taps big data to help SMBs find best sites for businesses
link	f721de	eBay Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals loaded with laptops, TVs and drones
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