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link	40c6c3	#FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes takes over Twitter
link	e584bd	15 free Modern Windows apps for IT pros
link	50c565	19% off Polaroid ZIP Mobile Photo Printer with ZINK Zero Ink Printing Technology
link	634611	2017 Porsche Panamera: Here's what's cool
link	bf9cc3	27% off 3 Squares TIM3 MACHIN3 Rice and Multi Cooker
link	8204ce	3 things to know about Softbank's plan to acquire ARM
link	9fa42f	5 AR games we're dying to see after the success of Pokemon Go
link	73e7af	70-year-old Tolkien poem reveals early 'Lord of the Rings' character
link	d9a2e9	85% off HDR Projects 4 Professional for PC
link	859978	ANZ Bank staffers drop slick incident response tool for Mandiant mobs
link	ad57ab	ARM chip designer to be bought by Japan's Softbank
link	b0d405	ARM founder says Softbank deal is 'sad day' for UK tech
link	e23bfe	ARM legs it to SoftBank in $32 billion buyout
link	e62ba6	AT&T: We wanna be a drone company, not just a phone company
link	2cca1b	AT&T likes 'white-box' networks and hopes you will, too
link	041ded	AT&T wants to keep order in drone-filled skies
link	1e3ea5	AT&T wants to use A.I. as a crystal ball
link	dde0ac	A DIY diabetes kit
link	f51c84	A healthcare hacker is pressuring victims to pay up
link	4d7593	Africa's MeerKAT looks at the sky, surprises boffins with 1,300 galaxies
link	9ef97b	After Twitter mockery, Trump campaign appears to change logo
link	4c59a5	After victory at Le Mans, we catch up with Ford to talk about its GT
link	4cfc64	Airbnb to start collecting taxes for Los Angeles rentals
link	312371	Alleged iPhone 7 goes up against iPhone 6S in video clip
link	d9ae99	Amazon Video now lets you download content to Android SD cards
link	290ca7	Amazon serves up half-price discounts on Logitech PC accessories
link	c3ec4f	Amazon to invest $300 million in India to make original Prime Video content, says report
link	4e8f83	And then they had to ruin their imperfect record
link	e20e0a	Android 7.0 Nougat Developer Preview 5 is now available
link	0194c0	Angry commuter builds train parody game
link	08a96c	Apple tests Google graphics format to speed up websites
link	315128	Apple updates OS X El Capitan with final non-security fixes
link	aec0bc	Appliance Science: How the color rendering index measures the quality of light
link	9340c4	Apps every RNC-watcher should have on their phone
link	a7728c	Arizona man says bum Theranos blood tests led to heart attack, files lawsuit
link	fbc975	As coup attempt unfolds, Turkish president appears via Facetime on live TV
link	4d0eb8	Attackers could steal millions through online phone verification systems
link	48c7b4	Attackers could steal millions using online phone verification systems
link	c830b2	Attackers launch multi-vector DDoS attacks that use DNSSEC amplification
link	3b1b8d	Attackers use DNSSEC amplification to launch multi-vector DDoS attacks
link	32ed53	Australia gets one-quarter of a minister for national infosec
link	8c4ab4	BBC+ app gathers together content in personalised hub
link	398938	BT must 'put its house in order'
link	1d65aa	Better lithium ion batteries, how do they work? Magnets!
link	e13984	Big Blue's boxes: No IBM storage numbers, but it's a drop
link	c34905	Blighty's Coastguard goes into battle against waterborne Pokemon
link	c44cd6	Brazil judge blocks WhatsApp again as row escalates
link	9b6d92	Brexit has left a regulatory black hole for digital, say MPs
link	76faa2	Brit chip biz ARM legs it to Softbank for $32bn
link	0e9c48	British chipmaker ARM bought by Japan's SoftBank for $32BN
link	f96242	But...but where are your PRIORITIES?!?
link	947210	CEO Secrets: Mumsnet founder on facing personal rejection
link	6581ff	Carbon Black snaps up cloud-dwelling threat-sniffing 'next-gen AV'
link	e096da	Check out the final trailer for 'Suicide Squad'
link	c97574	Chinese $1.2B deal for Opera crumples
link	0cca09	Comcast joins top mobile carriers in 600MHz spectrum auction
link	228fe1	Constructing a solid backup plan with Microsoft Azure Backup
link	665683	Coup-Tube: Turkey blocks social networks amid military takeover
link	d0d77f	Criminals plant banking malware where victims least expect it
link	261b5c	Crypto flaw made it easy for attackers to snoop on Juniper customers
link	f274fc	'Cyborg' robot built out of sea slug muscle and 3D printing
link	c7fde3	DDoS trends: Bigger, badder but not longer
link	d3e021	DECC abolished, but 'smart meters and all our policies strong as ever'
link	7059d0	Dark Souls, Tekken publisher will announce new IP in August
link	0517f5	Deezer, the French rival to Spotify, launches in the US
link	f6f2ba	Delilah malware secretly taps webcam, blackmails and recruits insider threat victims
link	c4a713	Digital comics: Welcome to the club
link	184024	Disney officially picks Alden Ehrenreich to play young Han Solo
link	be5355	Dissonant tones sound fine to people not raised on Western music
link	4df2b1	Docker Cloud flamed as websites go TITSUP in DNS meltdown
link	33c90f	Don't get enough sunshine? Your teeth will tattle on you
link	2e7a96	Don't look now, but Harry Potter's invisibility cloak just got a big step closer
link	760c07	Drone bloke cuffed after gizmo stops firemen tackling forest inferno
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link	839dea	EMC: Sales flat but wallets fat. Ready to vote on the merger?
link	895fc7	Ed Vaizey booted to backbench, Hancock booted to DCMS
link	817579	Envy NVMe? Mangstor flashes $5m cash to bulk up array line
link	c87b8a	Euro IP study finds 25 Tor-and-Bitcoin-loving pirate business models
link	db9dfb	Ex-CTO: Yes, Nutanix �2is� buying PernixData
link	e6abf5	Ex-Cardinals employee gets nearly 4 years in prison for Astros hack
link	ebd0c0	Exclusive: Here are the first 150 cars announced for Forza Horizon 3
link	e122b1	Exploring Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's open world, side quests, and more
link	bab3df	Extortion trojan watches until crims find you doing something dodgy
link	507287	FBI accused of using outdated IT to foil FOIA requests
link	531212	FCC will let jails charge inmates more for phone calls
link	d44f79	Facebook SDK gives Apple's Swift developers access to platform services
link	f80aa3	Facebook and Google show how the world really will be blanketed in 5G
link	3f1aef	Failing to achieve annual fuel-economy targets will soon cost automakers way more
link	d2776a	Fiat Chrysler under federal scrutiny after dealership lawsuit
link	7411e6	FibreChannel dead? Nonsense, says Brocade, here's our Gen 6 kit
link	32f1fe	File-sharing lawsuit numbers drop by more than half
link	c69e56	Flaw in vBulletin add-on leads to Ubuntu Forums database breach
link	f660cf	Florida teens, mistaken for thieves, shot at playing Pokemon Go
link	a7711d	'Flying' boat
link	78114d	For $800 you can buy internet engineers' answer to US government spying
link	fde650	Fujifilm's latest Wonder Photo Shop pops up in New York
link	cfda03	GOP convention sponsors have second thoughts as online activists notch win
link	2e2195	'Game of Thrones' season 7 coming later, will be shorter
link	3bf1e3	Germany mulls self-drive car 'black box'
link	8a6327	Germany wants black boxes in self-driving cars
link	255f50	Good gravy, Toshiba QLC flash chips are getting closer
link	e1dfa2	Google is spending half a billion dollars to curry Europe's favor
link	db99e3	Google releases fifth and final Android 7.0 Nougat developer preview
link	44dd99	Governments Googling Google about you more than ever says Google
link	5149ed	Guilt by ASN: Compiler's bad memory bug could sting mobes, cell towers
link	72823f	HP's Elite X3 smartphone with Windows 10 will ship this month for $699
link	211cbb	Hackers in Hollywood: These experts keep 'Mr. Robot' realistic (Q&A)
link	3c325b	Hackers on screen: These experts keep 'Mr. Robot' realistic (Q&A)
link	6bfac6	Happy 50th birthday, optical fibres!
link	ac8092	Hard time for man who fired laser pointer at CHP aircraft
link	52d65c	Hardball hacker thrown in the cooler for 46 months for guessing rival team's password
link	7b6165	Harvard gives solar batteries performance-enhancing vitamins
link	1a1e9a	'Here's To Being Brave' gives new life to old tech
link	ae802f	Here's what hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of 'Star Wars' toys looks like
link	763838	Holographic french fry packet scares away seagulls
link	a8caed	How ARM set itself up for a $32B acquisition
link	a9338f	How ARM set itself up for a $32 billion acquisition
link	42a0b8	How AT&T wants to use AI as a crystal ball
link	4732bb	How Britain has been kept safe for a decade
link	91f80b	How F1 tech could help Ben Ainslie win the America's Cup
link	a2c5a9	How Pokemon Go took over the web
link	8db67f	How a healthcare hacker is pressuring victims to pay up
link	e0fea1	How archaeologists found the lost medieval megacity of Angkor
link	a3f954	How future Jaguars, Land Rovers will help drivers avoid a close shave
link	a878a1	How to grow electronics that are one atom thick
link	acbe1a	How to scam $750,000 out of Microsoft Office: Two-factor auth calls to premium-rate numbers
link	f24c73	How to set up your own VoIP system at home
link	39bcb8	How to watch the Republican National Convention from anywhere
link	fb8b89	IBM grows in cloud and data analytics but overall revenue slides
link	d54ff8	IBM's cloud and data analytics grow as overall revenue slides
link	73d685	ICYMI Cloud News: Congress considers a cloud migration; AWS acquisition; Microsoft legal win
link	d797cb	IDG Contributor Network: Get off my lawn: Federal panel says websites can ban anyone
link	54e30c	IDG Contributor Network: What I learned from using Amazon Alexa for a month
link	142661	I may have created the first GPS augmented reality game
link	6099dc	If managing PCs is still hard, good luck patching 100,000 internet things
link	4cd80b	India tweaks tech colleges to 'become real power in software'
link	5b32c3	Inside a factory making robot waiters and waitresses
link	c84a7d	Intel's SGX tiptoes towards Linux
link	aa6c8d	Internet explodes over similarities between Melania Trump's speech and Michelle Obama's
link	7fa2ec	IoT baby monitor style hacks still a threat
link	93d07b	IoT spurs surprise surge in assembly language popularity
link	604f22	It's our fault the industry won't reach a 54.5-mpg fleet average by 2025
link	52f438	Jeep honors 75th anniversary of Willys MB with 75th Salute concept vehicle
link	399ce0	Just how tough is it to get a car scanned into Forza?
link	fdf4b9	Justice Department tweets, then deletes, a dig calling CNN a Trump troll
link	ac9820	Kanye vs. Taylor plays out online in frighteningly low resolution
link	1f556a	Kepler mission confirms over 100 new exoplanets
link	e042c5	Kepler's K2 mission confirms 104 Earth-like planets
link	75bfb8	LTE-U vs. WiFi fight gets closer to a settlement
link	2a9279	LinkedIn adds Gmail, CRM integration to Sales Navigator
link	9ebfc4	Lock up yer cargo: Commvault wants to be your container bouncer
link	dcdb19	MPs tell BT: Lay more fibre or face split with Openreach
link	f9cc20	Maine electronic food-stamp cards printed with sex-line chat number
link	f2d824	Man in New Zealand quits his job to play Pokemon Go full-time
link	63d32a	Maxthon web browser blabs about your PC all the way back to Beijing
link	2342c0	Meet Olli, the autonomous electric people mover from Local Motors
link	7bd3cc	Melbourne students' 'sexualised' Instagram posts spark anger
link	ea6356	Mercedes-Benz's vision for the city bus involves lots of autonomy
link	b5d744	Microsoft patched Windows RT, blocks dev Linux boot
link	722f7f	Microsoft to miss 'one billion' Windows 10 target
link	df635a	Microsoft's new service is like YouTube for the enterprise
link	33346b	Millennials 'set to earn less than Generation X'
link	25b607	Monster Hunter Generations review: The next colossal footprint
link	140f80	More details on Crackdown 3's delay
link	54e27d	Motorola has become the Polaroid of Android
link	d2a419	Museum recreates the Great Fire of London in Minecraft
link	661d6d	Navy sonar broke whale protection laws, says US court
link	9a2a63	Netflix orders more episodes of true-crime doc series 'Making a Murderer'
link	7e15a5	Netflix price rises prompt subscribers to turn off
link	7edb6f	Netflix's swelling prices are starting to creep people out
link	c3c153	New Mars rover is GO for 2020 says NASA
link	b0707f	New Sony site lets you flip through Jeff Buckley's record collection
link	f4d4ed	Newly discovered orchid leers at you with its demon face
link	e8d38f	Next-generation gaming PCs put to the test
link	24a40b	Nintendo rally sees its market value soar past Sony
link	47cb8c	Nokia-branded Android phones could launch this year
link	b5da37	Nvidia GTX 1060 review: The new best budget graphics card
link	ca59bb	OpenSSH has user enumeration bug
link	a5390a	Opera Software sale scaled down to avoid privacy concerns
link	a33eb8	Opera sells open-source Chromium browser for $600m to Chinese bods
link	b45517	Oz boffins cook quantum computing out of mothballs
link	fac92a	PSA: The first Star Wars lightsaber VR demo is now free on Vive
link	f9c4a7	Pokemon Go: Users are selling login details but they could be encouraging hackers
link	e7cf89	Pokemon Go launching in Japan tomorrow, report says
link	0c1c3d	Pokemon Go north: Phenomenon launches in Canada
link	b9e735	Pokemon Go player calls 999 to report 'stolen Pokemon'
link	5876f9	Pokemon Go player detained after wandering into military base
link	8459f1	Pokemon Go release delayed in France following Nice attack
link	90d23c	Police invite wanted criminals to come catch a rare Pokemon
link	5f8d5c	Porn-site commenters use these emoticons most (bow-chicka-winky)
link	b1bf8a	RNC sponsors have second thoughts as online activists notch win
link	4a979b	Rep. Pascrell's H-1B bill is a message to Democrats
link	868a8b	Republican convention gets 'bomb robots' like the one used against the Dallas shooter
link	da8371	Robots shoot, score, advance AI then fall over at the robot world cup 2016
link	b33b45	Rumor check: Everything we think we know about the Galaxy Note 7
link	8d1517	Samsung spills beans on mystery username, password emails to devs
link	114693	Scalr hosting hit with outage
link	bcd5d1	Seagate unveils hard drives with up to 10TB capacity
link	ebb91d	Seagate unveils massive 10TB hard drives to meet all storage needs
link	35b4f2	Security firm clarifies power-station 'SCADA' malware claim
link	57c9e7	Security software that uses 'code hooking' opens the door to hackers
link	871785	See Turf dancing in 360 degrees with 100 GoPros
link	c840bd	Skype updates its Windows 10 app beta on desktop and mobile
link	59de94	Slain police officer's Facebook post leaves a heartbreaking legacy
link	018742	Slimmed down Xbox One S hits stores August 2
link	6e691c	Slow Verizon Internet prevents two doctors from viewing X-rays online
link	3248be	Snapchat was perfect for Kim Kardashian's Taylor Swift takedown
link	667fa6	Social coup
link	6a7550	Social media harms moral development, parents say
link	fb8e35	SoftBank said to acquire ARM for about $32 billion
link	4f5f09	SoftBank will acquire ARM for $32 billion
link	011b8f	Softbank promises buffer ARM: Greater overseas reach and double the UK jobs
link	b5b72b	Soldering on
link	fab2b7	South East Coast Ambulance slammed for creaking emergence dispatch IT
link	1c809a	SpaceX in 2016: Launching more with a better rocket that it can land [Updated]
link	1b6126	SpaceX sends cargo to the International Space Station, nails the landing
link	e23b16	SpaceX successfully lands a rocket on solid ground for second time
link	757fa3	'Star Trek Beyond' and SDCC 2016 are coming, Pokemon Go gets big (CNET's Open Tab Ep. 7 show notes)
link	b1656c	'Star Trek Beyond' boldly brings the fun back to Trek (spoiler-free review)
link	ec3edf	'Star Trek Beyond' final trailer is out, but you may not want to watch it
link	280325	Star Trek reboot gets fourth film with Chris Hemsworth
link	aa4b09	Star Wars lightsaber VR experience coming free to Steam, Darth Vader title to come
link	95df8d	Storage device writes information atom-by-atom
link	4a3e74	Stream me up, Scotty: Netflix will show new Star Trek series
link	4c4fc0	Stylish DIY Pokedex cover helps with Pokemon Go battery woes
link	2d6468	Tech leaders challenged daily to sort through a crush of new security apps
link	1fff29	Telcos should only retain metadata to fight serious crime, EU judge says
link	0ea5d7	Tesla to make 'significant' upgrades to Autopilot
link	f163a2	The 2017 Ford F-Series Super Duty promises ridiculous capability
link	3f5884	The CIO is becoming the HVAC guy
link	f71969	The FBI is using outdated IT to foil FOIA requests, lawsuit alleges
link	9a22e4	The H-1B positions of Clinton and Trump
link	e29c9c	The RNC is invading Cleveland. Here's how to escape without leaving town
link	ff76be	The Rock continues quest to dominate all media, launches YouTube channel
link	21a9d4	The fabulous flying boats of the Solent Sky museum
link	0a0e57	The final Android N Developer Preview is out
link	ce3947	The quick guide to updating all your current Apple devices
link	5e75db	The smartphone has become the center of our political lives
link	2e130c	They came, they marched, they live-streamed at RNC
link	cf8833	This angry man wants Pokemon Go players to get off his lawn
link	160337	This millennial is steering the RNC's social media strategy
link	53b5c9	Three alleged iPhone 7 models revealed in leaked images
link	28634c	Three pence in a pound awaits Steljes' trade creditors
link	1c47a3	Top IT bod Sally Howes leaves the National Audit Office
link	a09c7b	Tor veteran Lucky Green exits, torpedos critical 'Tonga' node and relays
link	6be2ef	Trump? Terror? Turkey? Whoa, there's a Tentacool in that Bush...
link	6142ae	Trump veep pick Pence baffles with optical-illusion reflection photo
link	e870d9	Trump's RNC lacks tech support (The 3:59, Ep. 79)
link	a24427	Turkish plotters used WhatsApp to coordinate coup
link	5954d0	Twitter goes for hoops fans with new NBA pregame show
link	1f25ab	Twitter removes posts celebrating attack in Nice
link	45d200	UKFast owner slurps app security biz Pentest
link	3d30c1	UK 'emergency' bulk data slurp permissible in pursuit of 'serious crime'
link	b7568e	UK robot cars to challenge Google
link	38ec7d	Ubuntu Forums database breached
link	0a1743	Using compliance as a tool for change
link	22b78b	VCs: Can't see an IPO or acquisition for your startup? Don't throw in the towel
link	e1792b	VMware promises multi-cloud connection and management products
link	41fda9	VMware's past holds the key to the future of Microsoft's Azure Stack
link	4ffb9c	Verizon apes T-Mobile again with unlimited but throttled prepaid data
link	24e782	Video of purported iPhone 7 bores us
link	8321b1	Volkswagen reportedly promises dealer-compensation plan within the next month
link	c22f8c	Watch the craziness that happens when a rare Pokemon appears in Central Park
link	c0effe	We ain't in 1996 anymore, Dorothy: SQL Server 2016 proves it
link	c2f219	Wearable maker Fitbit must face lawsuit over sleep-tracking claims
link	af7cf8	Welcome to the new, new Ars Technica!
link	809ddc	West Virginia lawmaker tweets that Hillary Clinton should be 'hung'
link	4b6ce1	What Mailchimp does to make sure emails get delivered
link	1afaa4	What is ARM and why is it worth $32bn?
link	f066fd	What will laws on self-driving cars look like? Think black boxes and 'minimum attention'
link	b132f9	What's big, blue and red all over? IBM. Profit, z Systems down, cloud up
link	e3585c	Why Google DeepMind wants your medical records
link	c9b4f0	Why Google Fi? Because it's fast, cheap and easy
link	1979ab	Why did NASA send a DNA sequencer to space?
link	1f7a8a	Why fencing with a drone could make it smarter
link	d61ea0	WikiLeaks under 'sustained attack' after announcing release of Turkey docs
link	b2bce0	Will unicorns turn into 'uni-corpses'? VC funding tells a cautionary tale
link	3caf5a	Wimbledon: Tennis tournament's secret cyber security
link	f33ef6	Windows 10 a failure by Microsoft's own metric
link	bad03c	Witness the beauty of Pyrex glass exploding in extreme slow motion
link	1edd6e	World-Check terror suspect DB hits the web at just US$6750
link	192d07	World's worst exploit kit weaponises white hats' proof of concept code
link	e2daaf	Xbox One S to launch on August 2
link	8393ab	Xbox One getting background music Soon, but not from Spotify
link	9ac574	Yahoo: Still no buyer as losses widen to $440m
link	bfead4	Yahoo making 'great progress' on sale. But to what end?
link	a06fe3	You can use your phone to interact with this 'Crystal Universe' (Tomorrow Daily 392 show notes)
link	932d2c	Your antivirus doesn't like Ammyy. And fraudsters will use that to RAT you out (again)
link	ac0233	ZTE ZMax Pro lands at MetroPCS for jaw-droppingly low $99
link	30c479	ZTE's $99 Zmax Pro smartphone packs in top-line features
link	09b4d2	Zuckerberg's immigration reform group targets Trump policies
link	38a3e9	iTunes Match soon coming to all Apple Music subscribers

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