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link	51a2b8	#PokemonGoMadeMe hashtag has gamers confessing their sins
link	b6df19	$29.99 for the IT Security & Ethical Hacking Certification Training ($1,895 value)
link	31dd88	<em>Reg</em> readers cluster in pub to ponder artificial intelligence
link	7dd2a2	23% off Sony ICD-UX533BLK Digital Voice Recorder
link	0aefa4	5G: Mother of all pipes, or actually useful?
link	9fa42f	5 AR games we're dying to see after the success of Pokemon Go
link	297f76	63% off Gadget Guard iPhone 6 Plus Screen Protector
link	58dd82	6 months on, Bleeping Computer will continue to have to defend libel lawsuit
link	259786	ADT strengthens its smart-home bid with a video doorbell
link	5a36bb	ANZ Bank drops slick incident response tool for Mandiant mobs
link	e62ba6	AT&T: We wanna be a drone company, not just a phone company
link	eb763c	AT&T Drone program to improve network
link	09b80d	AT&T deploys drones for cell tower inspections, network expansion
link	dc91fd	AT&T drones are inspecting towers, may someday boost data rates
link	041ded	AT&T wants to keep order in drone-filled skies
link	3b294c	AT&T's ECOMP code to land soon at Linux Foundation
link	971a81	AWS buys Cloud9 IDE in snub to Google
link	e7683a	A Cold War mystery: Why did Jimmy Carter save the space shuttle?
link	dde0ac	A DIY diabetes kit
link	c2f2ba	A smaller version of Raspberry Pi 3 is coming soon
link	633160	A surge of Pokemon Go-related apps is out to steal your data
link	28255c	Ad blockers responsible for rise in upfront TV ad sales, claims report
link	9ef97b	After Twitter mockery, Trump campaign appears to change logo
link	83ff96	After conquering the iPhone, chip designer ARM chases supercomputers
link	69b26b	All the storage news that's clogged our pipes, flushed onto the page
link	6205b5	Amazon Prime Video blesses Android with downloads that won't hog phone storage
link	fbc975	As coup attempt unfolds, Turkish president appears via Facetime on live TV
link	0f03c1	Aston Martin recalls cars for door locks that work too well
link	7bc86a	Atlassian buys StatusPage to offer outage notifications
link	32c592	Atlassian looks at StatusPage, reaches for wallet
link	d74a41	Australia is scared of the Ford Focus RS
link	98df8c	Autopilot's problems aren't all Tesla's fault, they're our own
link	2571f2	Awesome Android Home Screens: The Googley Hexagon
link	f947b3	BAE Systems partners with SWIFT to bolster hacker intel
link	0667e9	Ban ISPs from 'speeding up' the internet: Ex-Obama tech guru
link	dee6ea	BitTorrent looks to disrupt TV news starting at RNC
link	f719ff	Boffins bash better brains into OpenFlow
link	767f48	Bose updating SoundSport Wireless headphones after some units experience problems with heavy sweat
link	093789	CNET UK podcast 489: Pokemon Go, Sky goes 4K and new 'Ghostbusters' reviewed
link	eb4137	COUP-TUBE: Turkey blocks social networks amid military takeover
link	32b7ca	California says no to VW's proposed 3.0-liter diesel fix
link	64aebc	Can VR and artificial intelligence make a sex doll real? (The 3:59, Ep. 78)
link	45bf2b	Can a robot mend a lonely heart?
link	3fbef6	Cats and dogs are living together because the new Ghostbusters is actually good
link	a3feea	Cheap ransomware takes files 'hostage'
link	04fefb	Chinese businessman gets nearly 4 years in US prison for hacking case
link	a7043a	Chinese hacker jailed for shipping aerospace secrets home
link	0a0503	Cisco gives you two nasty bugs to fix before the weekend
link	ef2ea2	Cisco patches serious flaws in router and conferencing server software
link	408ee6	Citigroup fined $7m after legit transactions mistaken for test data for 15 years
link	d0e560	Clinton, Trump use Pokemon Go to catch voters
link	7848b0	CloudFlare probes mystery interception of site traffic across India
link	41ef10	Cloud giants demand overhaul of America's privacy rules on overseas servers
link	407218	Comcast expands $10 low-income Internet plan
link	49aba1	Commvault stomps out with protection for Hadoop, Big Data analytics systems
link	d18795	Computers vs Ebola: Scientists use big data to predict future disease hotspots
link	df49cf	Congresswoman introduces revenge porn bill, setting max penalty at 5 years
link	39a450	Consumer Reports has some advice for Tesla
link	45f434	Consumer group calls for brake on Tesla's Autopilot
link	6cb010	Containers rated more secure than conventional apps
link	d11638	Court rules GM must answer for pre-bankruptcy ignition issues
link	b8932c	Crave giveaway: Drone film 'Eye in the Sky,' plus four other movies on Blu-ray
link	57e78f	Critical remote code execution holes reported in Drupal modules
link	261b5c	Crypto flaw made it easy for attackers to snoop on Juniper customers
link	eb3d27	Cryptocat dev reckons WhatsApp is blocking calls to Saudi numbers
link	8a8862	DJI's new camera lets you zoom in from the skies
link	34b456	Deepest ever look into Orion Nebula reveals haunting secrets
link	677c2c	Defective products could result from cyberattacks on industrial 3D printers
link	302e00	Did mock cop bot trot on fraught tot? Maybe not
link	915565	Dish's new Voice Remote for Hopper 3 and 4K Joey is out now for $30
link	be5355	Dissonant tones sound fine to people not raised on Western music
link	3a9643	Don't forget to go looking for nature's real-life Pokemon
link	8046af	During coup attempt, Turkish president appears via Facetime on live TV
link	8272aa	E.T., phone Leia: Spanish museum mixes up its space movies
link	7d89fb	ESPN is broadcasting Street Fighter V this weekend, will you be watching?
link	415484	EU levels more charges against Google
link	9fc398	EU levels more charges against Google in the areas of comparison shopping and advertising
link	f395a9	EU waves antitrust claims in Google's face, snarls 'You want some?'
link	25b724	Empire strikes back
link	e07c67	Enabling Secure HTTP for BBC Online
link	2b3f6c	Enthralled Pokemon Go players fall off a cliff
link	3dd770	Europe Is Going After Google Hard, and Google May Not Win
link	89b146	European Commission files third suit against Google
link	37d956	Experience mo' tech at Mo Pop 2016 with CNET, Roadshow
link	26ffaa	FAA compromise bill drops key drone privacy provisions
link	a5d39f	FCC hails 'monumental' vote opening new spectrum for 5G and IoT
link	e20997	FCC unlocks critical piece of the 5G puzzle
link	aa426b	FTC lets Nest off the hook over Revolv IoT hub bricking shame
link	e7a253	Facebook, Twitter reportedly blocked in Turkey amid military coup
link	50a58a	Facebook activates Safety Check after truck attack kills dozens in Nice, France
link	0945b3	Facebook diversity stats include LGBT numbers for first time
link	2e6d9e	Facebook helps baby lost in Nice attack find his way home
link	b5f742	Facebook post of murder-trial pic lands teen in jail
link	2879d6	Fake Pokemon Go game locks phone, secretly drives porn ad clicks
link	c25c87	Fallout Shelter's huge update out now, here's what it adds
link	8c14f2	Fast food might soon come with a side of Pokemon
link	e277b9	Finding a reason for that wacky hamster machine (Tomorrow Daily 391 show notes)
link	69b8f2	First look at 'Sherlock' season 4 shows Cumberbatch, canine companion
link	f00ba6	Five of the most random Pokemon Go stories so far
link	733a54	FlashBlade is closer than you think
link	419a5c	Ford pumps cash into company creating maps for self-driving cars
link	50958f	Fox picks up new X-Men TV pilot
link	cfda03	GOP convention sponsors have second thoughts as online activists notch win
link	fc5427	GO your own way: LA Auto Show adds floor space for personal mobility
link	98da20	Game changer
link	11835a	'Game of Thrones' theme rendered in the dulcet tones of 64 floppy drives
link	3dd0c6	Genius buy: Einstein's smelly leather jacket sells for $146,000
link	8a6024	German police target hate crime in co-ordinated raids
link	53b874	GoPro gives us a glimpse of its Live VR technology
link	b96065	Go catch Pokemon in this, nerds: Our space neighborhood of 1.2m galaxies mapped in 3D
link	fb2a34	Going to the movies has never been so techy
link	5898b2	Google Keyboard 5.1 adds customizable themes
link	f3d49f	Google Play Music update adds small interface tweak, prepares for bigger things
link	c2c8cd	Google aims to make it easier to register to vote
link	193220	Google ends spat with Mississippi AG over his MPAA-tinged investigation
link	f52fea	Google helps win new roles for women
link	f754d6	Google hit by fresh European Union anti-trust charges
link	8c9f8f	Google hit by new EU antitrust complaints over search
link	ba255b	Google quietly rips up injunction to muzzle Mississippi AG after ads probe axed
link	acc5dc	Google to host indie game developers conference in SF in September
link	866c57	Google's Android Pay hits Australia
link	b2d606	Google's Nexii stand tall among Android's insecure swill
link	b3744c	Graphene is actually self-folding origami, proclaim physicists
link	8af53b	Hacker gets two years in jail for celebrity 'swatting'
link	211cbb	Hackers in Hollywood: These experts keep 'Mr. Robot' realistic (Q&A)
link	3c325b	Hackers on screen: These experts keep 'Mr. Robot' realistic (Q&A)
link	486f03	Hackers steal millions from ATMs using 'just their smartphones'
link	3b7922	Haters gonna hate, hate, hate: Cisco to tailor SwiftStack for UCS object storage cramming
link	1a1e9a	'Here's To Being Brave' gives new life to old tech
link	49455d	Hey, how hard could training be?
link	763838	Holographic french fry packet scares away seagulls
link	28355f	House Science Committee convinced fraud investigations stifle free speech
link	d117df	How HoloLens is helping Nasa design the next Mars rover
link	216081	How to make your phone look and work more like stock Android
link	f24c73	How to set up your own VoIP system at home
link	54431c	IBM and AT&T are cozying up to IoT developers
link	40187d	IBM and AT&T cozy up to IoT developers
link	f96089	IBM beta-tests secure cloud blockchain service
link	1d2cb2	IBM tests secure cloud blockchain service
link	aa315a	IDG Contributor Network: 5 lessons any business can learn from the Pokemon Go craze
link	119ab1	IDG Contributor Network: Atlassian scoops up StatusPage
link	660c8f	IDG Contributor Network: Starbucks burned by aggressive pricing automation
link	a8a201	IDG Contributor Network: Unix tip: Arranging data and running commands with xargs
link	5f0aa9	IDG Contributor Network: Why the Tesla Model S 'Autopilot' name needs to change...right now
link	0bb17b	IPO spews email addresses to hundreds of recipients. Twice
link	3a6807	I tried to fly to London on a fake passport
link	621379	IaaS revenue to triple by 2020, to $43.6bn
link	c50ac0	If only 'Game of Thrones' had its own special Emmys
link	0e0872	If we can't find a working SCSI cable, the company will close tomorrow
link	cb9054	Ignorance and indifference: Delving deep into the Clinton e-mail saga
link	21f483	Immerse yourself in whiskey with 360-degree video from Jack Daniel's
link	1fc3ce	In Nice attack, government's official terror alert comes too late
link	feeab2	It's SpongeBob SquarePants' 30th birthday, here's your shopping list
link	8efcc9	It's neat having speedy, flashy boxen but they need connecting, too
link	4df06b	It's not our fault we don't hire black people, says Facebook
link	f8aad1	Ivory tower drops water bombs on dumpster fire
link	33406d	Jennifer Lawrence inspired the new face in 'Star Trek Beyond'
link	aafcf0	Juniper patches high-risk flaws in Junos OS
link	d88d3b	Juniper's bug hunters fire out eight patches
link	f32ad1	Katy Perry releases new song 'Rise' exclusively on Apple Music
link	82db68	Kojima finds episodic gaming interesting, think it's the future
link	be9a29	Lily Cole: Profit still looks almost Impossible.com
link	f80877	Line messenger scores biggest tech IPO of 2016
link	547ed8	Live streaming to take off at political conventions
link	91c6d6	Llloyds personal banking hit with 'intermittent' outage
link	e91c53	Mac shipments slump for third straight quarter
link	f2d824	Man in New Zealand quits his job to play Pokemon Go full-time
link	e7c5dc	Many dead as truck hits crowd in Nice
link	d51f47	McCain: Come to my encryption hearing. Tim Cook: No, I'm good. McCain: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
link	5855bf	Micro thumb drive for Android and Apple devices has USB 3 speed
link	05373d	Microsoft disavows 1B-or-bust goal for Windows 10
link	f9110b	Microsoft downsizes OneDrive accounts, enforces restrictions
link	ea74cf	Microsoft open sources Azure bill analysis tool
link	3d00eb	Microsoft silently kills dev backdoor that boots Linux on locked-down Windows RT slabs
link	2be10c	Microsoft will miss its one billion Windows 10 device target
link	685dd0	Microsoft wins appeal over U.S. government access to emails held overseas
link	6ea0d9	Microsoft wins appeal over US government access to emails held overseas
link	8e9628	Microsoft wins landmark Irish Warrant case against USA
link	5f50db	Microsoft's overseas privacy battle may be far from over
link	1539c8	Mingis on Tech: Sierra, Siri and Pokemon, oh my!
link	aeb994	Missile bods MBDA win Brit military laser cannon contract
link	c190e0	Mt. Gox CEO Karpeles out on bail in Japan
link	748a6b	NASA ready to build Mars 2020 rover
link	9a9a69	NASA readying next Mars rover
link	d96275	NASA shows what it would be like to land on Pluto
link	d4c599	NASA's solar observatory does a space-flip, delivers nauseating sun GIF
link	f8229c	Nail-biters, thumb-suckers rejoice: Noshing finger germs may thwart allergies
link	c3cd0c	Nest's outdoor camera and Google A.I. tell you when someone's at your door
link	2cfc64	Netflix launches Flixtape bc music is so passe
link	2e1702	New Locky ransomware version can operate in offline mode
link	96ea65	New No Man's Sky trailer invites you to explore game's 18 quintillion planets
link	778d96	New UK driving test will assess if you can follow a sat nav
link	b656a0	Newbie NVXL flashes takes-a-kicking NVMDurance offering
link	ee2a58	Newly spotted distant dwarf planet orbits the Sun every 700 years
link	daa098	Nintendo NES Mini can't connect to internet, won't get more games
link	53b597	Nintendo resurrects the NES with 30 built-in games
link	1c30d9	Nintendo shares up more than 50% since Pokemon Go release
link	57f87f	Now all of your emoji can be either male or female
link	12a6e2	Now this may finally get you to use mobile payments
link	0ad860	One in five consumers upgraded to Win10 for free instead of buying a PC
link	a2f545	Openreach boss Clive Selley wants Ofcom to wrap it up already
link	771f76	Peter Thiel to speak at Republican National Convention
link	d3b1a7	'Planet of the Apps': Will you watch it? (Apple Byte Extra Crunchy Podcast, Ep 46)
link	7264a7	Play a homebrew game designed for the mythical SNES CD-ROM drive
link	4c78da	Pokemon: From Game Boy to augmented reality
link	281de0	Pokemon Go: Sex offender caught playing game with child
link	e068d0	Pokemon Go: The latest fad diet?
link	d082f0	Pokemon Go Directly To Jail if you hunt here, says Oz Justice Dept
link	e5adfc	Pokemon Go is beating all your other apps
link	f43850	Pokemon Go is strangely working in one Asian country: Indonesia
link	a037eb	Pokemon Go officially arrives in the UK on iOS and Android
link	8de7fc	Pokemon Go players on T-Mobile won't have to worry about data charges
link	d263d9	Pokemon Go unleashed in the UK
link	d4223a	Pokemon gets political: Two candidates to duke it out in Pokemon Go challenge
link	aea081	Police plead with Pokemon Go players to stop calling 911
link	49cd1b	Porsches, Porsches, Porsches and some other stuff: Our week on Instagram
link	aa00cd	Q&A: SnapLogic tackles app integration in cloud era
link	b1bf8a	RNC sponsors have second thoughts as online activists notch win
link	563ba4	Raspberry Pi 3 creator hopes for Windows 10 desktop OS support
link	f02fe1	Refugees arriving in Italian town given imitation bank notes as local currency
link	071b46	Resigned to Pokemon Go: Man quits job to hunt Pokemon full-time
link	e72354	Rest in Pikachu: There's now a Tumblr of people hunting Pokemon at funerals
link	e74d3e	Review: Acer Chromebook 14 for Work aims at corporate IT
link	c2beaa	Robot runs over toddler in shopping centre
link	072da2	Robotic furniture moves to suit your needs and other news
link	eb00a2	Ronan Dunne jumps O2 ship
link	7916b6	Salesforce1 update will leave many mobile devices out in the cold
link	97c69c	Salesforce bins all Android phones bar Nexii and Galaxies
link	5b0dbc	Samsung may place a $450m bet on electric cars and batteries
link	8d1517	Samsung spills beans on mystery username, password emails to devs
link	f03dfb	Sara Price becomes first woman to race Stadium Super Trucks
link	b49519	'Save the open internet in Europe,' pleads web inventor Tim Berners-Lee
link	20e1f1	Sean Parker-backed app Airtime integrates Twitch
link	ba6087	Security gurus get behind wheel of driverless car debate
link	cb556f	See behind the scenes of 'Star Wars Rogue One' in new video
link	d1196d	Serial hacker, doxxer, and swatter sentenced to two years in prison
link	1f33be	Server techies 'stiffed on overtime pay' banned from ganging up on HP
link	e9f576	'Shall I bad stuff?' Read a Harry Potter story written by an algorithm
link	252f1f	'Sharknado 4' goes for the nuclear option in new movie preview
link	cb8955	Shkreli gets a year to figure out how to throw his ex-lawyer under the bus
link	aed325	Shocker: Computer science graduate wins a top UK political job
link	b0990c	Shooting victim broadcasts own attack live on Facebook
link	01a263	Silently clicking on porn ads you can't even see
link	f5d0df	Silicon Valley execs see Trump as a 'disaster for innovation'
link	fd6b40	Since you love Flash so much, Adobe now has TWO versions for you
link	869afe	Sky's 4K line-up includes James Bond and Premier League
link	cc38a1	Software bug costs Citigroup $7m after legit transactions mistaken for test data for 15 years
link	901c4e	SpaceX in 2016: Launching more with a better rocket that it can land
link	ab16a3	Space station to get shiny new ringpiece for automatic penetration
link	4e9932	Springpath to focus on Cisco OEM development
link	65ca79	Standard DualShock controller will work with all PlayStation VR games
link	b1656c	'Star Trek Beyond' boldly brings the fun back to Trek (spoiler-free review)
link	aa4b09	Star Wars lightsaber VR experience coming free to Steam, Darth Vader title to come
link	cfa24d	Starz enters Roku's galaxy of apps
link	dbba35	Subaru's updated 2017 BRZ won't cost much more than last year's
link	b08d2a	Successful fintech: UK has some, but it's not in Silicon Roundabout
link	774314	Super Smash Bros. Wii U sells 2 million in US, 3DS version hits 3 million
link	bd16e2	Symantec, Intel carve out diminishing slice of growing security market
link	5a7d7d	Tech leaders say Trump would crush innovation
link	8290ef	Telltale's Batman game confirmed for August digital release, physical edition in September
link	fa8794	Tesla asked to brief Senate committee on fatal car crash
link	fd970c	Tesla needs to rethink its Autopilot technology
link	3598b1	The 404 Show 1669: Pokemon Go for dummies, NES Classic Edition, Prime Day post-mortem (podcast)
link	f00786	The Chex Quest remaster nobody was asking for is finally coming
link	e93a61	The DIY diabetes kit that's keeping us alive
link	6b5439	The History Boys: Object storage ... from the beginning
link	57a2b5	The Nest Cam Outdoor is a $199 camera with an easy-to-install magnetic base
link	d955c8	The affordable new Moto E grows in size, but not price
link	21a9d4	The fabulous flying boats of the Solent Sky museum
link	b0c36a	The new Nest outdoor cam and Nintendo resurrects the NES
link	8e7d4b	The next NASA Mars Rover could find life on the Red Planet
link	f2f42c	The next step for Nest: Another camera
link	c25e9d	The race is on for Pokemon Go
link	345034	The robot that can play badminton
link	5e75db	The smartphone has become the center of our political lives
link	536177	Thermostat biz Nest warms to home security, touts cam with cloud storage subscription
link	7aa1f8	Think there's a shortage of qualified female directors? You'd be wrong
link	d03637	This Android Trojan blocks the victim from alerting banks
link	2c7a13	This fake Pokemon Go game will secretly drive porn ad clicks
link	fde643	This iPhone case lets cyclists track rides and capture the world around them
link	8c8f6e	This is what Hyundai's first N performance car will sound like
link	bf5ead	Tor board swept under carpet after Appelbaum 'sex misconduct' claims
link	42949b	Trump takes to Twitter to announce Pence as his pick for veep
link	9e4eb4	Trump would be a 'disaster for innovation,' say Silicon Valley execs
link	1ecbf5	Turn on 5G, turn off old landlines: FCC plans future of phone networks
link	fa1ecb	Twitter lights up after Trump reportedly taps Pence as veep
link	2a60dc	Twitter users stick it to Trump over new campaign logo
link	d75f52	U.S. pumps $400 million into next-generation wireless research
link	c05080	UK gov says new Home Sec �2will� have powers to ban end-to-end encryption
link	b7568e	UK robot cars to challenge Google
link	b3de21	US pumps $400 million into next-generation wireless research
link	beb19e	US senator wants guns and ammunition banned from sale on Facebook and Instagram
link	ded321	US sentences Chinese hacker for stealing military information
link	f22e91	Uber: A modern bank robber's getaway car
link	f33bbf	Uncharted 4, Last of Us dev possibly teases new story
link	7bbdf2	Uncharted dev says character diversity just as important as graphics and gameplay
link	7f79f5	Use Tor? Riffle promises to protect your privacy even better
link	76f242	Utah lawmakers vote to disable and crash drones near wildfires
link	291ec9	Vevo, with another revamp, wants to be the Vice of music videos
link	19c216	Virtual mirror on the wall, what will happen at VMware's ball?
link	f73768	Warrant denied: Feds can't search foreign data servers, appeals court rules
link	a23d9a	Wearables could compromise corporate data
link	a26c65	Weighty weed debate: New analysis blows away past guesses at joint content
link	ec21cf	Well, it USED to work just fine!
link	4b6ce1	What Mailchimp does to make sure emails get delivered
link	6cab5d	White House announces $400M funding initiative to advance wireless tech
link	904be6	White House pledges $400M for next-gen wireless tech
link	65ce6d	Who's your fry daddy? Holographic french fry packet scares away seagulls
link	698d7a	Why NASA's video feed cut away from that 'UFO'
link	33c6c7	Why Pokemon Go is a taste of the future
link	62746f	Windows 10 to miss 1B devices deadline. Blame lousy Windows Phone sales
link	1b1868	Windows as a Service: What's it mean?
link	89d716	Wiped out phone market means that Windows 10 will miss one billion user mark
link	0d7251	Wise quackers: Study shows baby ducks understand 'same' and 'different'
link	a87091	Xiaomi's next big reveal is coming on July 27
link	8d5acf	Yelp is now asking users about nearby PokeStops
link	475c7b	You really do want to use biometrics for payments, beam banks
link	843d92	Your next storage will be invisible (for a while)
link	f0514a	iHeart streaming radio adds NPR

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