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link	7fbec9	23% off Segway miniPRO Personal Transporter, Now Shipping
link	4a09c4	240 years of US energy use
link	88a3d3	400 million Foxit users need to catch up with patched-up reader
link	1c0e4a	700,000 Muslim Match dating site private messages leaked online
link	ccb08f	'90s Oregon Trail lets you die from dial-up, not dysentery
link	b093bd	AI, Frankenstein? Not so fast, experts say
link	4f5032	A brief history of the QWERTY keyboard
link	fcf0ef	A fitness tracker and a ball thrower
link	1b76a7	A pilot's dozen: British Airways adds 12th A380 to its fleet
link	bc3ee9	A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden
link	637e5e	About that pay cut we forgot to give you...
link	9e802f	Adam Savage thinks NASA should get working on a backup plan for Earth
link	d72194	Adnan Syed, of 'Serial' podcast, granted new trial in murder case
link	14246f	Aerosmith guitarist making music with Monster
link	795667	Algorithms used to study brain activity may be exaggerating results
link	8df91c	Amazon offers smartphone discounts in exchange for baked-in ads
link	4eceb7	Amazon picks up exclusive rights to stream PBS Kids shows
link	19bcf8	Amazon slashes mobe prices to get more eyes on lockscreen ads
link	8fef14	Amazon twangs its Elastic File System at on-premises filer rivals
link	b981ba	Amazon's Alexa virtual assistant can now order millions of items
link	6bac55	Amazon's Prime Day to return with big focus on TVs, toys
link	1a72ae	Android 7.0 Nougat
link	cf3e55	Android N is officially called Nougat
link	bc23a2	Android N name revealed: It's Nougat
link	a96826	Android Nougat? Really? Here are at least 10 better names
link	803cf0	Android Nougat? Really? Here are at least eight better names
link	64dde6	Antarctic ozone hole beginning to heal
link	2f208c	Anthony Carboni shows up and makes us all yell at each other (Tomorrow Daily 387 show notes)
link	d71e0f	Anti-BuzzFeed petition #StopBuzzThieves starts
link	b1b56d	Apache, Debian crews patch library with DoS vuln
link	e5ad21	Apple, Amazon and Google are screwing us, warns Elizabeth Warren
link	1102ff	Apple, the music industry rest home
link	773e42	Apple and Tidal: Because only an idiot refuses a meeting with Jay Z
link	f12ca8	Apple 'considering takeover' of Jay Z's streaming service Tidal
link	93736a	Apple patent blocks your iPhone from recording video at gigs
link	69dec0	Apple patents concert camera blocker
link	ecaf8f	Apple said to be in talks to acquire music service Tidal
link	441ed1	Apple says Spotify is breaking the rules
link	d318c8	As if! Video pirate hides Clueless movie in 360-degree YouTube clip
link	993785	BAM! Astroboffins now have a second way of picking up black holes' collision super kicks
link	430bb5	BMW, Intel, Mobileye hook up to bring self-driving cars to roadways by 2021
link	656f5b	BMW, Intel, and Mobileye will launch an autonomous car in five years
link	d64677	BMW and Intel plan robot car production
link	e3d667	BMW teams up with Intel, Mobileye to make a self-driving car by 2021
link	5b0a6b	BMW teams up with Intel and Mobileye, plans a self-driving car by '21
link	2d609f	Babe, why are there filthy smut apps on your phone?! ... Er, hackers gave me a Hummer!
link	b27718	Bank tech boss: Where we're going, we don't need mainframes
link	9832d6	Bare hands are the future of VR, says Microsoft Research (Tomorrow Daily 386 show notes)
link	8fe9a8	Bat sensor aims to make baseball's future stars better hitters
link	420e27	Bay Area Techies! How to get in to Shape (Tech Expo)
link	00f5a8	Big Blue finds big green in derailing transport
link	de899d	BlackBerry is reportedly building three new Android phones
link	5aba9a	Blighty's EU science funding will remain unchanged until new PM triggers Article 50
link	61ebde	Blizzard job posting outs plans for new Diablo game
link	07f2f8	Blocking JavaScript can stop some Windows malware
link	9ed48f	Boffins boggle, baffled by blobs deep inside the Earth
link	5b823e	Boffins to smash probe into comet 300 million miles away for kicks, er, sorry, ... for science
link	372d6e	Bottle that empties every drop of soap and other news
link	2d48c5	Box Shuttle makes it easier to ditch on-prem file storage
link	fd4b07	Brazil blocks Facebook funds in WhatsApp row
link	310b37	Brazil court freezes Facebook funds over WhatsApp dispute
link	2fba62	Brexit-bored Brits back to bashing the bishop after ballot box blues
link	83670b	Brexit: Singapore bank UOB suspends London property loans
link	53e0aa	Brexit latest: Boris Johnson drops out of Tory leadership contest
link	7d3bf1	CNET UK podcast 488: Android Nougat, suing Apple for billions and angering Adele
link	ec4867	CTO and co-founder of Hyperloop One leaves amid reported tensions
link	8f66dc	Can Ireland's grid green satisfy Facebook and Apple?
link	68d561	Can we stop pretending HTC has a future in VR?
link	062bf7	China swaps cyber czars
link	d3b12f	Chinese gambling site served near record-breaking complex DDoS
link	272d31	Cisco looks to LoRaWAN for IoT device connectivity
link	2dfaf5	Cisco takes deep breath, plunges into Puppet's DevOps pool
link	b0ab94	Congress discontinues BlackBerry devices for Senate staffers
link	5fbc73	Cook dinner (and dessert) in a dishwasher
link	a3e3fa	Cop who drew gun on man filming him says man deserved it
link	7f4f2c	Cosmo study: Middle-aged galaxies are rarer than you'd think
link	fc7205	County sheriff quietly expands drone fleet to 6, flown dozens of times
link	f149be	Crave giveaway: All seven seasons of 'The League' on DVD
link	11310a	Creepy DJ uses seagull skull as a turntable needle
link	29b148	Critics denounce Windows 10 upgrade changes as PR ploy
link	5fb2a2	'Crowd Control,' part 21: What comes after the zombie apocalypse
link	85ef37	'Crowd Control,' part 22: Spies in heaven
link	10c297	D3.js JavaScript data visualization package goes modular
link	8dd276	DDoS botnets built using Linux malware for embedded devices
link	8e33b8	DNC hacker Guccifer 2.0 denies Russian links, mocks security firms
link	42471e	DNC hacker Guccifer 2.0 denies Russian links and mocks security firms
link	a5eeac	Das Keyboard pitches cloud-connected keyboard on Kickstarter
link	66805a	Deadmau5 shows Ars the bonkers VR dreams living inside his giant mouse head
link	bc6c60	Dell gets out of the Android business, and everything old is new again
link	6dffa6	Dell is done with Android
link	cc8dd0	Dell stops selling Android devices
link	aa3a70	Disney's gamer-loving Wreck-It Ralph 2 comes to theaters March 9, 2018
link	d6279f	Driverless cars take to streets of virtual Coventry
link	44cd27	Drones, weed and prison: Bloke pleads guilty over plan
link	ae5891	Eagle-mounted 360 camera offers stunning bird's-eye view of Scottish highlands
link	1e9ee3	Electric car startup Faraday Future partners with Dragon Racing for Formula E
link	07de4c	Emergency service
link	296658	Encryption, wiretaps and the Feds: THE TRUTH
link	b009bc	End is nigh for Rosetta: Spacecraft will meet its end by crashing into a comet
link	e47d9b	European Patent Office palace coup bombs
link	d8e5a0	Even more dangerous on two wheels: Pikes Peak and the motorbikes
link	2518d2	Extension to blue light services' Airwave network is on the cards
link	66bb83	Eyefi leaves some card owners stranded, highlighting IoT hazards
link	a127ad	FASTER fires first photons, finally
link	f645e0	FCC starts running from cable box rip-off kill-off
link	176b01	Facebook cuts Paper app from its lineup
link	03870d	Facebook is like North Korea, says ex-Facebooker
link	10f399	Facebook lets you fundraise for your favourite non-profit
link	3d7e90	Facebook looks to break language barriers with new translation tool
link	50ca5b	Facebook will let you post in several different languages at once
link	f91373	Facebook wins appeal on Belgian tracking
link	a4ac04	Facebook wins appeal over tracking non-members in Belgium
link	69f1ad	Facebook wins appeal to collect data on nonmembers in Belgium
link	b594bd	Facebook wins privacy case, can track any Belgian it wants
link	baf530	Faraday Future goes racing in FIA Formula E
link	3ec373	Fear and Brexit in Tech City: Digital 'elite' are having a nervous breakdown
link	2efa20	Firmware exploit can defeat new Windows security features on Lenovo ThinkPads
link	d4114a	First 'AT&T Thanks' buy-one, get-one offer takes your friend to the movies, just because
link	39c836	First hints of the new Google Assistant appear in update to the Google app beta
link	9a4677	Florida man 'confident' in $10BN lawsuit against Apple for copying 'essence' of iPhone
link	8571ad	Frontier teams with AT&T to block Google Fiber access to utility poles
link	039c0f	Get a seat at the White Shark Cafe
link	292e22	Google Calendar crashes Thursday morning
link	183c04	Google Chrome in '3D'? A VR Cardboard app may make it so
link	0d1105	Google Keep gets improved search, Docs gains comment notifications in round of updates
link	71c87f	Google Play's new 'Early Access' section offers a sneak peek at unreleased apps
link	8c84d7	Google Spain raided by �2Agencia Tributaria� in latest European crackdown
link	0b28ab	Google age-discrimination lawsuit may become a monster
link	008b5b	Google and five telecoms start using 60Tbps undersea cable
link	2b184e	Google buys 12 years of electricity from yet-to-be built wind farm
link	23e12a	Google investigates Calendar app outage
link	893e89	Google wants to show you all the data it's collected about your online habits
link	f3791a	Google's tax liabilities scrutinized after Spanish raid
link	32ca79	Google's underwater internet cable connecting US, Japan is going live
link	32f757	Google's workplace-diversity efforts still show little progress
link	2e4bad	Gruesome Tesla autopilot death driver was saved by his car's software weeks earlier
link	b17c4c	HPE has won $3 billion in a lawsuit against Oracle
link	538301	HPE wins $3B in lawsuit against Oracle over Itanium
link	58db22	HP Spectre 13 reviewed: Remarkably thin, but not light on power
link	5bef33	HP awarded $3B in damages from Oracle over Itanium database cancelation
link	2888e0	HP sells PCs in a new way as it tries to speed up upgrades
link	72057f	HP sells PCs in a new way as it tries to speed upgrades
link	2c3efa	HTC separates successful VR sales from struggling smartphone side
link	4e8e2b	Hackers: Ditch the malware, we're in... Just act like a normal network admin. *Whistles*
link	04b095	Hajj pilgrims to be given e-bracelets
link	14d16c	Happy 40th anniversary, Honda Accord!
link	bf7fad	Hillary Clinton's tech agenda draws cheers from IT industry
link	003dd7	Hillarymoji is an iPhone keyboard for pantsuit-starved millennials
link	2fd670	Hopeless Vic agencies have two years to hit infosec best practice
link	39a4d9	How QLED TV could help Samsung finally beat LG's OLEDs
link	7c6f05	Hydra hacker bot spawns internet of things DDoS clones
link	ed5db7	IBM and Cisco will make Watson into a virtual workmate
link	1e627d	IBM storage has a new boss: The same one it had six years ago
link	38c0ad	IDG Contributor Network: OS X rebranding further marginalizes Mac
link	ec8d02	IDG Contributor Network: Putting deep learning to work
link	563693	IDG Contributor Network: Think in-store is dying? Check out Ulta Beauty
link	fe92c4	IDG Contributor Network: Why your company will buy a Microsoft Surface all-in-one soon
link	a28bd9	IT Resume Makeover: How to show employers the real you
link	14e77b	If this is the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, it sure looks good
link	8867e9	Intel may partner with BMW to produce autonomous cars
link	3ecd73	Intel tunes its mega-chip for machine learning
link	6ef36b	Isis crisis: Facebook makes Bristol lass an unperson
link	f7c415	Japan, US connected thanks to Google's undersea cable
link	dc2875	Juiced for Olympics in VR? Better grab a Samsung headset
link	9d7420	Jury awards US$3 BEEELION to HPE in Oracle/Itanium lawsuit
link	9b9fda	Kanye West's infamous 'Famous' music video now on YouTube
link	7eae75	Katy Perry, Twitter's most-followed user, crosses 90-million mark
link	2c551d	Kleiner Perkins raises $1.4 billion to invest in startups
link	0b21f6	Larry Ellison, Oracle and litigation: A business that's not a business
link	b6298f	Lego brilliantly confronts dad who works too hard and doesn't see 6-year-old
link	9da240	Lightning strikes: Britain's first F-35B supersonic fighter lands
link	babcce	Live in NYC or London? This chatbot will help you appeal parking tickets
link	dd4729	Love Hertz: Rental giant hooks up with Lyft, Uber
link	ed967d	Mammals were almost destroyed with the dinosaurs 65 million years ago
link	7bc82f	Man sues YET AGAIN for chance to marry his computer
link	ff6e3f	Man who went to court over his gun-toting drone now faces child porn charges
link	23ecb2	McDonald's opens branch in Singapore with VR and Kinect-powered fun
link	113a3d	Meet Facebook's ruthless algorithm mafia
link	97a7f4	Meet the Bang & Olufsen H5, the company's first wireless in-ear headphone
link	2a5d77	Michael Gove says Britain needs to create its own DARPA
link	518909	Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is writing a book
link	85b447	Microsoft appears to be building a business app marketplace
link	6502a1	Microsoft names Cindy Rose as first first lady of UK ops
link	1c98d2	Microsoft rumored to be building a Surface PC for your living room
link	fdee57	Microsoft squanders browser dominance in record time
link	85d65d	Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware goes FULL SCREEN in final push
link	40f36f	Mingis on Tech: Forget killer robots; a self-driving car could get you, too
link	8122ae	Modern meetings: How to share your screen to your conference TV
link	b052c6	My 6-month review testing newfangled beer-dispensing tech is finally done
link	0c5b33	Mystery black hole hides by curbing its appetite
link	c77604	NASA partners with Apple on Jupiter mission soundtrack
link	b0e2b5	NFL QB Kaepernick shows it's hard to tolerate fans who want selfie
link	1632f2	NRA guns down 38,000 Surge.sh sites in anti-parody spray-and-pray
link	004e74	Nest's next project could be a smart baby crib
link	53de77	Netflix picks up reboot of 1960s TV show 'Lost In Space'
link	9c4faf	Netflix will stream classics from Albert Brooks, voice of Marlin in 'Finding Dory'
link	0ac05a	Netflix's 'Orange Is the New Black' would have been cable's No. 2 show
link	abd1c1	New Satana ransomware encrypts user files and master boot record
link	4eb4a8	New study could explain why we remake certain movies over and over again
link	cca114	Nexus rumor watch!: HTC could create plus-size phone for Android Nougat
link	e1bd9b	Nickelback-hating meme must stop, says comedian Jim Gaffigan
link	3d7897	Nike names Apple CEO Tim Cook its 'lead independent director'
link	48f5c1	Nintendo is running low on time to show NX to the public
link	f3a6cf	No decision after hearing for UK man accused of hacking FBI, NASA
link	dae768	ODM for the masses? Facebook's OCP still ain't for you, brother
link	a2488d	Obama tips hat to Google and Microsoft for work to help refugees
link	efd975	Oculus CEO's Twitter gets hacked
link	3162e9	Oculus chief latest social media hack victim
link	f77d02	Oh, Red Hat. Contain yourself and your 'new innovations' talk
link	7846e6	Oh Rapture! BioShock: The Collection out this September
link	02c3b2	Old cars, NASCARs and way too many red cars: Our week on Instagram
link	b29491	Oracle ordered to pay $3bn damages to HP
link	88b5e4	Our emoji etiquette guide schools you on lying, drooling, clown faces
link	4c47de	Over 100 DDoS botnets built using Linux malware for embedded devices
link	997507	People eat healthier when real-life emojis literally point them to produce
link	444c86	Points tables unveiled: Who needs sport? Follow HPC kids' summer cluster cup final
link	48aea8	Pollster who called the EU referendum right: No late Leave swing after all
link	7294f8	Predicting the internet
link	8742cc	RM Sotheby's set to auction first-ever Shelby Cobra
link	87301f	Report: Apple blocks Spotify app update after in-app subscription removal
link	c73ec4	Rihanna debuts 'Sledgehammer' music video, confirms Trekkie status
link	1b2cc5	Rosetta's days are finally numbered as countdown to comet crash commences
link	826d87	Russia, China fight UN effort to extend human rights onto the internet
link	389a3d	Samsung's new Note 7 screen could curve like the S7 Edge
link	5eae71	Satana ransomware encrypts user files and master boot record
link	6c6ff6	Scrutiny of Google's tax liabilities intensifies with Spanish raid
link	472897	Seagate axing 1,600 staff amid PC sales slump
link	2f1656	See Jupiter's auroras, bigger than Earth, 'throwing a fireworks party'
link	827bb3	Sling TV adds a slew of new channels including BBC, NBC, Bravo, USA and Syfy
link	4f3137	Small aesthetic, tech updates underpin 2017 Cadillac CTS
link	c5031d	Snapkeys launches QWERTY keyboard for round Android Wear smartwatches
link	bb6726	Sources: Nutanix poised to gobble PernixData
link	ff97cd	Spotify accuses Apple of blocking app and using store as 'weapon to harm competitors'
link	0b542c	Spotify claims Apple uses App Store as a 'weapon' to choke rivals
link	124214	Spotify says Apple uses App Store as a 'weapon' to choke rivals
link	9e8f34	Spying drone sneaks a look at Apple's nearly complete spaceship campus
link	1af9f4	Stem cells from cattle, placentas, and fat are used in clinics across the US
link	ff4186	Sterling's post-Brexit dollar woes are forcing up tech kit prices
link	448e01	Stop driving these 7 Hondas, Acuras immediately
link	70e191	StoreServ's ASIC architect must have one heckuva crystal ball
link	5fc5e8	Study reveals security gap in big data projects
link	afab72	Superpowers mix with office politics in The Regional Office Is Under Attack!
link	07da2b	Symantec security software had 'critical' flaws
link	2e3e8f	Teen girl who texted friend to commit suicide must stand trial
link	66bf4d	Telstra's business network in six-hour collapse
link	b9c29a	Terror-suspect database used by banks, governments, has been leaked
link	11944e	Tesla-SolarCity merger could be fraught with danger
link	4ef160	Tesla's autopilot is being investigated after a fatal crash
link	074e95	Tesla's autopilot is under investigation after a fatal crash
link	f83643	That parking spot would sure come in handy, huh?
link	087dda	The 404 Show 1667: Ghostbusters VR, cereal/Serial, Peter Ha (podcast)
link	11dfd6	The Simpsons airs live animated segment and other tech news
link	f1b012	The WRT54GL: A 54Mbps router from 2005 still makes millions for Linksys
link	090c94	The cheapest convertible in America is technically a Mercedes-Benz
link	4ef5f5	The day the theory of evolution levelled up
link	bec837	The father of trending
link	f8eca5	The massive scale of Australia's election
link	2b0627	The sewer men who changed the war
link	33096f	The skinny on super-slim laptops
link	b00b9c	The sounds of Juno approaching Jupiter are totally spooky
link	a1ebfc	The story behind Apple's wheelchair Activity app
link	7165d6	The tech that could have prevented Tesla's Autopilot crash is coming in 2018
link	73551b	These omni-directional car wheels are basically witchcraft
link	fbdddd	These solar road panels could turn our world into Tron
link	59eaa9	This Bluetooth Star Trek Communicator would impress Spock
link	533b90	This Illusion of the Year finalist will blow your mind
link	569f65	This mobile Trojan from China fills your phone with porn apps
link	0d98d4	This new model for quantum circuits is like a 5-decker sandwich
link	2890d8	Time is short to stop expansion of FBI hacking, senator says
link	dd7473	Trump deletes Star of David tweet after angry response
link	2ca273	UN council: Seriously, nations, stop switching off the damn internet
link	35934a	US opens investigation into Tesla after fatal crash
link	0314a0	'Unexpected John Cena' is no longer just an internet meme
link	280b40	Unlikely bedfellows: Tesla, Ruby Tuesday enter Supercharger partnership
link	e49e8e	Update: Google Calendar back up today after outage
link	7a6197	Use Apache Spark? This tool can help you tap machine learning
link	ba7245	Use virtual reality to find a new apartment
link	c5d0ac	Verisign keeps its dot-com cash cow until 2024
link	a5acbc	Verizon brings back limited offer to pay $300 for your old phone
link	f5dfca	Verizon is kicking off July with some sweet deals on accessories
link	da361f	Video game art swiped this week by Beijing hockey team, Ford dealership
link	9b6ddd	Virgin America launches Snapchat selfie filter because selfies
link	2bd8a5	Volkswagen lawyer says 3.0L diesel cars will likely be fixed, not bought back
link	3c64d5	WA government still hopeless at infosec
link	84d377	Wannabe West Midlands gun smuggler jailed for ten months
link	3cea4f	Watch brave guy swim in a pool full of Coke and Mentos
link	ce1ccf	What is FASTER? Just a super speedy undersea internet cable
link	c7b8b5	When Hollywood does AI, it's fun but farfetched
link	ba231d	White House says data can help fix America's overcrowded jails
link	c04911	Why AI's massive disruptions may be just what you're looking for
link	8b0ee0	Will Jay Z be Apple Music's next big player? (Apple Byte Extra Crunchy, Ep. 44)
link	383438	Will a Verizon rollover data plan get you to switch? (The 3:59, Ep. 71)
link	dd2ebe	Zend PHP framework upgrade focuses on performance, middleware
link	0282bb	Zenefits takes a hit to please investors
link	9dfd70	iPhone coming to T-Mobile's prepaid MetroPCS stores 'soon'

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