IRC:MrPlow

MrPlow is TheMightyBuzzard's IRC bot, currently written in Rust. The sauce is on GitHub.

fite

The #fite command instigates a fite between you and another user. It's currently restricted to the channel #fite to reduce mental abuse of anyone who doesn't give continuous affirmative consent.

Commands:

#fite $nick	Start a fite with someone.
#fitectl status	Show your character 'sheet'.
#fitectl weapon $string	Set your weapon.
#fitectl armor $string	Set your armor.

sammich

You can order an internet sammich with the #sammich command. Note this only works if you sexually identify as a male. It otherwise redirects you to the kitchen.

#sammich $nick

socialist

Use #socialist if you want to start an in-depth libertarian debate.

#socialist $nick